GET SHORTY
Screenplay by Scott Frank
Based on the novel by Elmore Leonard
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BLACK
MAN'S VOICE:
Looks fuckin' cold out there.
EXT. VESUVIO'S RESTAURANT -- MIAMI DAY
It is cold. People walk by hugging themselves, pulling up their collars,
etc.
INT. VESUVIO'S RESTAURANT -- SAME TIME
CHILI PALMER, late thirties, sits in a booth with TOMMY CARLO, a low level
mob type. Chili smokes a cigarette, stares out the window at the people on
the street.
TOMMY:
Guy on the radio said it's gonna get down to thirty-four.
Chili watches a woman on the sidewalk pause to tighten the scarf around her
neck . . . She looks in the window, sees Chili looking out.
TOMMY:
Thirty-four -- that's freezing, for Christ sake. (then) Yo, Chili,
you're spacin'.
Chili turns and studies Tommy a moment, then . . .
CHILI:
They're closing the Granview. You know, theater down on Biscayne?
TOMMY:
Yeah, the guy owes Momo a few G's.
CHILI:
What I'm thinkin' is maybe Momo could buy it.
Tommy looks at him.
CHILI:
Momo could buy it, I could run it for him. Show some Cagney films.
TOMMY:
What's Momo gonna want with an old place, shows old movies people
don't care about no more. Outside of maybe turnin' it into a porno
house, I don't think he's gonna give much of a fuck. And you already
got a job.
Chili looks back out the window again.
CHILI:
Yeah.
We hear LAUGHTER O. S. and then FOCUS on the window so that Chili can now
see a GROUP OF MEN reflected there, sitting at a table nearby. We hear MORE
LAUGHTER and now Chili turns and looks over at . . .
RAY "BONES" BARBONI
Mob guy: tall, loud suit with lots of jewelry. As he gets up from the
table, the other men around the table follow his lead as he finishes up
some jokes . . .
MOB GUY:
. . . so the guy says, I'm not the tailor, I'm the undertaker.
The men laugh again, more out of respect than appreciation. Ray Bones
turns, sees . . .
CHILI and Tommy sitting in their booth. Tommy, sucking on a toothpick,
waves.
TOMMY:
Ray. How you doing?
RAY BONES:
Okay, Tommy. You?
TOMMY:
Okay.
Bones focuses on Chili, waits for acknowledgement. But Chili turns back to
the window. Always the peacemaker, Tommy smiles at Bones again . . .
TOMMY:
You believe this weather, Ray? Miami Beach, for Christ's sake.
RAY BONES:
(ignoring him) Chili Palmer. (smiles) Chilly outside. Chili inside.
It's a regular fuckin' chili-fest. Hey, waiter -- give Mr. Chili
Pepper a big fuckin' bowl of chili!
Again the men all laugh respectfully at Ray Bone's stupid joke. Chili
smiles the best he can at the idiot . . .
CHILI:
Good to see you, Ray.
He turns back to the window, watches Ray Bones in the reflection, still
cracking up as he and his men head for the front of the restaurant. Tommy
looks at Chili for a moment, then stands up . . .
TOMMY:
You done starin' out the window, I'll see you back at the office.
Chili nods, but still doesn't turn from the window. He merely watches in
the glass as Tommy turns up his collar and steps out into the cold Miami
day.
TOMMY:
Jesus. It's freezin'!
Chili then puts out the cigarette, nods to the waiter who comes over with
the check.
INT. RESTAURANT COATROOM -- A FEW MINUTES LATER
From inside the tiny room. A couple of ratty rain coats and an old flight
jacket hang to one side in immediate f.g. as Chili steps into the doorway
and freezes. He looks o.s. and whistles . . .
CHILI:
Hey.
A moment later the MANAGER, an old Italian guy in a black suit, joins him
in the doorway.
CHILI:
What happened to my coat?
The Manager peers into the room . . .
MANAGER:
It's not one of these?
CHILI:
You see a black leather jacket, fingertip length, like the one Pacino
wore in Serpico? You don't, you owe me three seventy-nine.
MANAGER:
Maybe you don't see my sign?
The manager points to a sign on the wall: 'WE CANNOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR
LOST ARTICLES.'
CHILI:
Look, I didn't come down to sunny Florida to freeze my ass. You follow
me? You get the coat back or you give me the three seventy-nine my
ex-wife paid for it at Alexander's.
The Manager looks o.s., and begins speaking in Italian. Chili reacts as we
hear the name RAY BARBONI mentioned a couple of times.
MANAGER:
Explain to him how Mr. Barboni borrow the coat.
A WAITER joins Chili and the Manager in the doorway.
CHILI:
Ray Bones took my coat? Just now?
WAITER:
He didn't take it. He borrow it. See, someone took his coat, you know
. . . (indicates flight jacket) . . . leave this old one. So Mr.
Barboni, he put on this other coat that fit him pretty good.
CHILI:
You mean my coat.
WAITER:
He was wearing it, you know, to go home. He wasn't gonna keep it.
CHILI:
My car keys were in that coat.
MANAGER:
We call you a taxi.
CHILI:
Lemme get this straight. You aren't responsible for any lost articles
like an expensive coat of mine, but you're gonna find Ray Bones' coat
or get him a new one? Is that what you're telling me?
MANAGER:
Mr. Barboni a good customer. (making sure to add) Works for Jimmy
Capp.
CHILI:
I know who he works for. Where's your phone.
INT. TOMMY CARLO'S CAR -- DAY
Tommy drives. Chili stares straight ahead, rubs his hands together, tries
to stay warm . . .
TOMMY:
You sure it was Ray Bones took the coat?
CHILI:
That's what the guy said.
TOMMY:
(nervous now) Tomorrow, I see on the TV weather, it's gonna be nice
and warm. You won't need the coat.
Chili points out the window.
CHILI:
This is it.
EXT. VICTOR HOTEL -- DAY
As Tommy pulls up out front.
INT. CAR -- SAME TIME
Tommy looks up at the hotel as Chili takes a pair of leather gloves from
top of the dash, opens the door. Tommy looks over at him.
TOMMY:
Hey, Chili. (Chili pauses) Get your coat, but don't piss the guy off,
okay? It could get complicated and we'd have to call Momo to
straighten it out. Then Momo gets pissed for wasting his time and we
don't need that.
CHILI:
Don't worry about it. I won't say any more than I have to, if that.
EXT. STAIRS -- DAY
Chili pulls on the gloves as he goes up the stairs to the third floor.
EXT. DOOR -- DAY
As Chili knocks on the door three times. He waits, pulls the right-hand
glove on tight, so that when RAY BONES opens the door, Chili nails him. One
punch. No need to throw the left.
RAY BONES:
Jesus . . . Oh, God . . .
Chili then steps over him into the room and grabs his coat from a chair. He
looks over at Ray Bones bent over, blood running from his nose and mouth,
blood all over his hands, his shirt.
RAY BONES:
Fuck, man . . .
Chili walks out. Doesn't say one word to Ray Bones.
EXT. BARBER SHOP -- DAY
A warmer day. The sun is shining. All is quiet.
INT. BARBER SHOP -- SAME TIME
The place is empty except for FRED and ED, the two old barbers sitting in
the chairs, reading newspapers.
ED:
You been there, haven't you?
INT. BARBER SHOP BACKROOM -- SAME TIME
A room Tommy and Chili use as an office. Chili sits at the desk making
entries in the collection book. We can hear the two old barbers talling
o.s. . .
FRED:
(O.S.) Paris? Yeah, I been there plenty times. It's right offa
Seventy-nine.
ED:
(O.S.) Hell it is. It's on Sixty-eight. Seventeen miles from
Lexington.
FRED:
(O.S.) What're you talking about, Paris, Kentucky, or Paris,
Tennessee?
Silence. No answer to the question. Chili look up from the collection book,
listens a moment to nothing.
He opens the desk drawer and pulls out a .38. He aims the gun at the open
doorway . . .
OVER CHILI'S SHOULDER
As Ray Bones, a bandage on his nose, appears in the back hall, then the
doorway to the office, his face showing surprise to see a gun aimed at him
. . .
Ray Bones begins firing the big Colt auto in his hand, maybe before he's
ready, the gun making an awful racket, when Chili pulls the trigger,
shooting Ray Bones along the top of his head, creasing him from hairline to
crown.
Chili calmly gets to his feet. Aims once more -- probably lower this time
-- but doesn't fire as Ray Bones grabs his head and stumbles out of there.
RAY BONES:
(O.S.) Somebody call 9 fucking 111.
EXT. MIAMI HARBOR -- DAY
Ray Bones, a bandage on his head now as well as his nose, sits on a
cigarette boat with his boss, JIMMY CAP and two bikini clad BABES, both of
whom rub lotion on Jimmy.
JIMMY:
Whatta you want me to do Ray? Go to war over a fuckin coat? You're
lucky the guy didn't kill you. The coat was a Christmas present for
Christ's sake.
RAY BONES:
You gotta do somethin', Jimmy. This man's got no respect for us.
JIMMY:
He's got no respect for you, and I don't gotta do shit. Chili Palmer
don't work for me, he works for Momo up in Brooklyn. So as long as
Momo's around, nothing happens to Chili Palmer. You understand?
As an angry Ray Bones sits back, we . . .
FADE TO BLACK
EXT. BROOKLYN STREET -- NIGHT
We TILT DOWN to REVEAL a dark Brooklyn street as a black Cadillac pulls to
a stop in front of an older building.
VOICE:
Momo. We're here.
Two big guys, BODYGUARDS, get out of the car. One of them opens the back
door for a huge man, MOMO, who gets out of the car and looks up at the dark
building . . .
MOMO:
You check this place out good? If I'm going up alone, I don't want no
surprises.
BODYGUARD:
I checked it out, boss.
INT. BROOKLYN TENEMENT BUILDING -- NIGHT
Momo eyes the bodyguards -- both nervous -- then starts up the steps. We
follow Momo as he enters the building, goes up the dark stairwell . . . up
one flight . . . we're behind him the whole time . . .
When he gets to the top floor, Momo pauses to catch his breath, before
moving on down the hall to a door. Momo knocks.
VOICE:
Yeah?
MOMO:
It's Momo.
VOICE:
Come in.
Momo slowly opens the door . . . when, suddenly, the apartment is FLOODED
WITH LIGHT so that we see a room full of PEOPLE, a banner on the back wall
reading 'HAPPY SIXTY-FIFTH, MOMO!'
EVERYONE:
Surprise!
Silence as Momo drops to his knees, gurgles something we can't understand
and falls over. Suddenly a dozen faces are looking down on us as we then
. . .
CUT TO: EXT. BARBER SHOP -- DAY
A beautiful day in Miami.
CHILI:
(V.O.) So what're you tellin' me, you're never gonna go to sleep
again?
INT. BARBER SHOP -- DAY
Chili and Tommy each sit in a barber chair, reading the newspaper while
Fred and Ed sit nearby playing checkers.
TOMMY:
No, I said I'm never goin' to bed. There's a difference. See, the
article says most people die in their beds. I figure long as I stay
outta bed, I'm safe.
CHILI:
That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. Where do you sleep?
TOMMY:
In an armchair. Or I go to a coffee shop, sleep there. Sit in a booth,
pull my hat down.
A car pulls up. Chili's no longer listening to Tommy, but now watching as
Ray Bones and a BLACK GUY get out of the car.
TOMMY:
How many people you hear ever die in a coffee shop?
Tommy looks over as Ray Bones -- smaller bandage on the top of his head --
and his man enter the shop.
RAY BONES:
You cut straight hair in this place, or just fags?
CHILI:
Hey, Bones, looks like you're gonna have a nice scar up there. Maybe
these guys can fit you with a rug, cover it up for ya.
Ray Bones eyes Chili, then nods to Fred and Ed.
RAY BONES:
Why don't you geezers take your game over to the park.
The two guys leave as the Black Guy steps up to Chili . . .
BLACK GUY:
This man is the man, you understand what I'm saying? He's Mr. Bones,
you speak to him from now on.
Chili exchanges a look with Tommy, watches as 'Mr. Bones' goes down the
hall into the back office, then turns to the black guy . . .
CHILI:
You can do better'n him.
BLACK GUY:
Not these days. Not less you can talk Spanish.
Ray Bones comes out with the collection book open, looking at all of the
names of who owes what.
RAY BONES:
You got a miss. Leo Devoe. Guy's six weeks over.
CHILI:
He died.
RAY BONES:
How'd you know he died, he tell you?
Ray Bones checks his man to get some appreciation, but the guy's too busy
looking at the hair rinses and shit on the connter.
CHILI:
Yeah, he told me.
RAY BONES:
Personally?
CHILI:
Yeah, Ray, he personally told me he got killed in that Get Away
Airlines' jet went down last month.
RAY BONES:
What Get Away jet?
CHILI:
It was in the Herald.
RAY BONES:
Yeah, well, maybe the guy took out flight insurance. Check with the
wife.
CHILI:
Hey, it's your book now. You want to check it out, go ahead. He's got
a dry cleaning business out on Federal Highway.
Tommy gives Chili a look as the Black Guy comes over to Chili, stands next
to him. Ray Bones steps over to Chili . . .
RAY BONES:
Momo's dead. Which means anything was his now belongs to Jimmy Capp,
including you.
Tommy watches as the Black Guy picks up a pair of scissors, runs his hand
along the edge . . .
RAY BONES:
Which also means when I speak, I'm speakin' for Jimmy. So e.g. as of
now, you start affording me the proper respect.
CHILI:
'e.g.' means 'for example', Ray. I think what you wanna say is 'i.e.'
RAY BONES:
Bullshit. E.g. is short for 'ergo'.
CHILI:
Ask your man here.
Ray Bones looks at the Black Guy.
BLACK GUY:
Best a my knowledge, e.g. means 'for example.'
RAY BONES:
E.g., i.e., fuck you. The point is, I say jump, you say okay. Okay?
TOMMY:
(for Chili) Yeah, Ray. Okay.
Ray Bones then nods to his man who grabs Chili, holds the point of the
scissors to Chili's throat . . .
RAY BONES:
You owe me the dry cleaner's fifteen grand plus the juice which is
what another, uhh . . .
CHILI:
Twenty seven hundred.
RAY BONES:
Exactly. You either get it from the wife or out of your own pocket, I
don't give a fuck. You don't ever hand me a book with a miss in it.
Ray throws the book at Chili and walks out, his man right behind him. Chili
looks over at Tommy.
TOMMY:
I told you not to --
CHILI:
Don't say a fuckin' word.
EXT. FAY DEVOE'S BACKYARD -- DUSK
Where Chili sits with FAY DEVOE -- thirties, attractive, in a sundress --
on her patio. They each have a drink . . .
FAY:
I hate the dry cleaning business. I hate being inside all day, around
all those machines.
CHILI:
Must be hot.
FAY:
You have no idea how hot it is.
She looks at him. Touches her drink to the side of her face. Chili finishes
his drink, sets it down.
CHILI:
I was wondering, Fay, if Leo had any life insurance.
FAY:
I don't know of any.
They sit there in silence a moment. Fay reaches over, puts a hand on his
leg . . .
FAY:
I trust you, Chili. I think you're a decent type of man, even if you
are a crook.
CHILI:
Thank you Fay.
She finally looks at Chili . . .
FAY:
I wish he really was dead, the son of a bitch.
EXT. LAS VEGAS -- NIGHT
The strip. Mesas Casino.
CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PHOTOGRAPH
Leo Devoe. Standing with Fay at Epcot Center.
DICK:
(V.O.) That's him all right.
PULL BACK TO REVEAL INT. DICK ALLEN'S OFFICE -- NIGHT
A sign on the door reads "DICK ALLEN, CUSTOMER RELATIONS." A bank of video
monitors show the floor of the casino. Chili sits across the desk from DICK
ALLEN -- lots of jewelry, a giant NEON COWGIRL out the window behind him.
DICK:
Called himself Larry DeMille. Hit on every showgirl in town. Would
tell 'em he was the 'Martinizing King of Miami'. What a moron.
He returns the snapshot to Chili.
DICK:
Anyway, you want this guy, he's in L.A. We put him on a flight after
he spanked one a my cocktail girls in the Keno room.
CHILI:
Leo spanked a waitress?
DICK:
Apparently, way it went, he invited her to come to Santa Anita to play
the ponies with him. She told him what to do with that and he gave her
one on the tush. My guess, he's by his lonesome at the track right
now.
Chili nods.
DICK:
Hey, Chil? Since you're goin' out to L.A. anyway.
CHILI:
What've you got?
DICK:
Guy owes us a hundred and fifty grand, sixty days over; a movie
producer.
CHILI:
Movie producer? Yeah, why not.
As Dick Allen reaches for a pad of paper, we hear THE SOUND OF AN AIRPLANE
OVER. . . .
EXT. LAX RENTAL CAR LOT -- NIGHT
It's raining as we TILT DOWN from a LANDING AIRPLANE to a National Car
Rental BUS arriving next to a tan MINIVAN. Chili eyes the car a moment,
then turns to the driver.
CHILI:
What is this?
ATTENDANT:
An Oldsmobile Silhouette.
CHILI:
I reserved a Cadillac.
ATTENDANT:
Yeah, well, this one's the Cadillac of minivans.
CHILI:
You're kidding me, right?
ATTENDANT:
Hey, you want La Tierra Rent-A-Car just over there, but I think all
they got are Rabbit convertibles.
Chili gives the driver a look then gets out of the bus, standing there in
the rain, his seat getting wet, nowhere to go. He turns and stares at the
minivan . . .
EXT. KAREN FLORES' HOUSE -- NIGHT
All the lights are out, save the BLUE GLOW of a television coming from one
of the downstairs rooms . . .
WOMAN'S VOICE:
(loud whisper) Harry?
INT. KAREN FLORES' BEDROOM -- NIGHT
As KAREN FLORES, pretty, endowed, sits up in bed wearing a Lakers T-shirt,
nothing else. She looks at the big shape lying under the covers beside her.
KAREN:
Harry.
The shape deesn't move. She shakes it.
KAREN:
Harry, God damn it, somebody's downstairs.
The shape stirs, rolls over, and we see HARRY ZIMM, balding, overweight; a
movie producer. He sits up.
HARRY:
What's wrong?
KAREN:
Be quiet and listen.
HARRY:
I don't hear anything.
We hear VOICES downstairs.
KAREN:
Shhh -- there.
And now LAUGHTER . . .
HARRY:
Sounds like the television.
She looks at him . . .
KAREN:
When I came upstairs, you stayed to finish your drink. I told you to
turn off the TV when you were through. (an afterthought) Come to think
of it, I also told you you could sleep in the maid's room.
HARRY:
Yeah, well I turned off the set. I used the remote control thing and
laid it on the floor. You know what could've happened? The dog came in
and stepped on it, turned the TV back on.
KAREN:
I don't have a dog.
HARRY. You don't? What happened to Muff?
KAREN:
Harry, are you going down, or you want me to?
He grunts, gets out of bed. Starts looking around the room for his clothes.
Harry looks out the window . . .
HARRY:
Anyone skim the pool? It needs it.
KAREN:
Harry --
HARRY:
I'm going.
INT. HALLWAY -- SAME TIME
The MONOTONE VOICES become louder and more distinct as Harry moves down the
curved staircase in his shirt and boxer shorts. One of the voices is
familiar . . .
We can see this is a nice place as Harry crosses the entry hall to a
doorway, the FLICKERING LIGHT of the television emitting from inside the
room.
Harry listens at the door. Yeah, it's David Letterman.
INT. KAREN'S STUDY -- SAME TIME
Harry moves into the glow of the big Sony, the rest of the room dark. On
the tube, Dave is interviewing actor Martin Weir when suddenly the screen
goes black and the desk lamp comes on. Harry jumps . . .
HARRY:
Jesus Christ!
Chili leans into the light, keeps his tone quiet, controlled.
CHILI:
Harry Zimm, how you doing? I'm Chili Palmer.
Harry presses a hand against his chest.
HARRY:
Jesus, if I have a heart attack, I hope you know what to do.
CHILI:
Where you been, Harry?
Harry lets his hand slide down over his belly, taking his time, wanting to
show that he has it together now.
HARRY:
Have we met? I don't recall.
CHILI:
We just did. I told you my name's Chili Palmer.
Harry stares back, trying to figure out who this guy is.
HARRY:
You're in pictures, right?
Chili smiles. Doesn't say anything.
HARRY:
Did you stop to think what if I had a heart attack?
CHILI:
You look okay to me, Harry. Come over here and sit down. Tell me what
you been up to.
Harry takes one of the canvas director's chairs by the desk. He looks at a
bottle of Dewars sitting there, runs a hand through his hair, thinks about
a drink . . .
CHILI:
Harry, look at me.
Harry brings his hand down.
HARRY:
I'm looking at you.
CHILI:
I want you to keep looking right here, okay?
HARRY:
That's what I'm doing.
CHILI:
You know Dick Allen, Mesa's Casino?
HARRY:
Dick Allen's a very dear friend of mine. How far you want to go with
this?
CHILI:
We're there, Harry. You signed markers for a hundred and a half,
you're over sixty days past due and you haven't told anybody what the
problem is.
Harry looks at Chili.
HARRY:
Jesus Christ, what're you, a collector for a fucking casino? You come
in here, walk in the house in the middle of the fucking night? I
thought you were an actor, auditioning, for Christ's sake.
Chili nods, almost smiles . . .
CHILI:
Is that right? That's interesting. You thought I was acting, huh?
Harry pushes out of the chair, looks down at Chili.
HARRY:
We'll see about this . . .
Harry grabs the phone, punches the 'O'.
HARRY:
Operator, how do I get Las Vegas Information?
CHILI:
Harry, lemme give you some advice.
Chili leans forward, hangs up the phone with his index finger, casually
reaches for the rereiver . . .
CHILI:
You don't want to act like a hard-on, you're standing there in your
undies. You know what I'm saying? What you want to do is sit down and
talk to me.
Harry sits down. Chili hangs up the phone.
CHILI:
A marker's like a check, Harry.
HARRY:
I know what a marker is.
CHILI:
They don't want to deposit yours and have it bounce. That annoys them.
So your dear friend Dick Allen's been calling, leaving messages on
your machine, but you never get back to him. I happen to be in Vegas
on another matter, and Dick asks me as a favor would I look you up. I
follow you over here, see you in the window with this woman, looks a
lot like that actress Karen Flores, was in Grotesque, except she's not
blond anymore . . .
Harry's gaze moves to the bottle of scotch on the desk . . .
CHILI:
You're not looking at me, Harry.
HARRY:
Why do I have to keep looking at you?
CHILI:
I want you to.
HARRY:
You gonna get rough now, threaten me? I make good by tomorrow or get
my legs broken?
CHILI:
Come on, Harry -- Mesas? The worst they might do is get a judgment
against you, uttering a bad check. I can't imagine you want that to
happen, man in your position.
HARRY:
Fuckin' basketball game.
Harry reaches for the bottle of scotch and pours himself drink.
HARRY:
Tell Dick Allen I'll cover the markers in the next sixty days at the
most. He doesn't like it, that's his problem. The prick.
Harry starts to take another drink, looks at Chili, not moving.
HARRY:
So, you want me to call you a cab?
Chili shakes his head, keeps staring at Harry, but with a different
expression now, more thoughtful, curious.
CHILI:
You make movies, huh?
HARRY:
I produce feature motion pictures, no TV. You mentioned Grotesque,
that happened to be Grotesque Part II that Karen Flores was in. She
starred in all three of my Slime Creatures releases you might have
seen.
Chili nods, leans forward on the desk.
CHILI:
I think I got an idea for a movie.
INT. KAREN FLORES' BEDROOM -- NIGHT
Karen is sitting up in bed, listening. We hear the muffled sonuds of Chili
and Harry talking downstairs. She gets out of bed . . .
INT. HALLWAY -- SAME TIME
Chili and Harry's conversation gets louder as Karen descends the stairs.
She peers into the study, but they're not in there . . .
INT. KITCHEN -- SAME TIME
Chili sits with Harry at a butcher block table, a bottle of Dewars and a
couple of glasses now between them.
CHILI:
Yeah, Leo wore these little plaid hats -- Miami, middle of the summer,
this guy thinks no one's gonna notice he's balding, he wears a fuckin'
hat.
Harry looks up past Chili, smiles.
HARRY:
Karen?
Chili turns aronud and sees her standing in the doorway now, her arms
folded across that chest, the Lakers T-shirt coming down just past her
crotch.
HARRY:
Karen, say hello to Chili Palmer. Chili, this is Karen Flores.
CHILI:
Karen, it's a pleasure. How you doing?
KAREN:
How did you get in the house?
HARRY:
He's telling me an idea for a movie. It's not bad so far. (motions
with his glass) Sit down, have a drink. (to Chili) Tell Karen, let's
see what she thinks.
KAREN:
Maybe you didn't hear me.
CHILI:
The door from the patio, in back.
KAREN:
You broke in?
CHILI:
No, it was open. It wasn't locked.
KAREN:
What if it was?
Chili doesn't say anything, just watches her, likes the way she's handling
it.
HARRY:
You want to hear this idea? It's about a dry cleaner who scams an
airline out of three hundred grand. Go on, tell her.
CHILI:
You just did.
HARRY:
I mean, the way you told it to me. Start at the beginning, we see how
the story line develops.
Chili looks at Karen. She leans in the doorway.
CHILI:
Well, basically, this guy owes a shylock fifteen thousand, plus he's a
few weeks behind on the vig, the interest you have to pay.
KAREN:
I know what a vig is.
HARRY:
It's the kind of situation, you don't pay, you get your legs broken.
CHILI:
Or the guy thinks he could get 'em broken. You have to understand the
loan shark's in business the same as anybody else. He isn't in it to
hurt people. He's in it to make money.
EXT. LEO DEVOE'S HOUSE -- DAY
As we see Chili talking to Fay on the front porch.
CHILI:
(V.O.) But the dry cleaner, we'll call him Leo, he's scared, doesn't
know any better, so he takes off --
INT. KAREN'S KITCHEN -- NIGHT
As Harry jumps in . . .
HARRY:
That's Miami. He's going to Vegas. He's got a few bucks and he's
thinking it's his only chance.
INT. AIRPLANE -- DAY
We see a fidgety LEO DEVOE, a little guy in a crummy suit and a little
green hat sitting there in coach, looking around.
CHILI:
(V.O.) Leo gets on a plane, ready to go, but the plane sits there at
the gate, doesn't move.
Behind Leo sits a BRAT with his MOM and DAD. The parents are trying to
entertain the kid with the G.I. Joes, other stuff they've brought along,
but the kid spots Leo's hat as Leo looks up to listen to an announcement
. . .
CHILI:
(V.O.) They annonnce over the PA there's some kind of mechanical
problem, they'll be there maybe an hour, but keep your seats in case
they get it fixed sooner.
Leo gets really uncomfortable now . . .
CHILI:
(V.O.) The guy's nervous, in no shape to just sit there, sweat it out.
So he gets off the plane . . .
As Leo gets up from his seat, the kid knocks off Leo's little green hat,
and we . . .
CUT TO: INT. MIAMI AIRPORT COCKTAIL LOUNGE -- DAY
As Leo downs a drink, looks around for the waitress . . .
CHILI:
(V.O.) Goes in the cocktail lounge and starts throwing 'em down, one
after the other.
He 's motioning to her for another, when we see a PLANE taxi past the
window in the b.g . . .
CHILI:
(V.O.) When the plane pulls away from the gate.
INT. KAREN'S KITCHEN -- NIGHT
As Harry interrupts.
HARRY:
Without him. The guy's so out of it he doesn't even know it's gone.
CHILI:
That's right. As a matter of fact . . .
INT. COCKTAIL LOUNGE -- DAY
A shit-faced Leo struggles to keep his head up as he watches the waitress
look out the window and gasp . . .
CHILI:
(V.O.) He's still in the lounge when a plane blows up on the runway
. . .
We see a BIG FIREBALL in the b.g. as Leo's head hits the table.
INT. KAREN'S KITCHEN -- NIGHT
As Chili lights a cigarette.
CHILI:
So when the guy finds out it was his flight, he can't believe it. If
he'd stayed on that plane, he'd be dead. Right then he knows his luck
has changed. If everybody thinks he's dead he won't have to pay back
the fifteen or what he owes on the vig, four and a half a week.
Chili offers the pack to Karen. Karen doesn't move.
KAREN:
The interest is four hundred and fifty dollars a week on fifteen
thousand?
CHILI:
That's right. Three percent.
KAREN:
But a week. That's a hundred and fifty percent a year.
CHILI:
A hundred and fifty-six. Some'll charge you more'n that, go as high as
six for five on a short-term loan. So three a week's not too bad.
KAREN:
A real bargain.
She shakes her head, keeps her arms folded. Chili watches her, likes the
way she's giving it to him.
HARRY:
Keep going.
CHILI:
Well, since Leo's name was on the passenger list . . .
INT. AIRPORT HANGER -- DAY
As an FFA OFFICIAL leads Fay, a black veil over her face, amongst tables
full of charred items . . .
CHILI:
(V.O.) They bring his wife out to the airport where they're going
through personal effects, whatever wasn't burned up. Leo's bags were
on the plane, so the wife tells 'em what to look for, things only she
would know about.
FAY REACTS as the FFA guy points to a LITTLE GREEN HAT on one of the
tables. She grabs it, clutches it to her chest, pretends to faint.
INT. KAREN'S KITCHEN -- NIGHT
As Karen finds herself listening, despite herself.
CHILI:
A couple days ago by, people from the airliner come to see his wife,
tell her how sorry they are and all that their plane exploded and
offer her a settlement, the amount based on what he would've earned
operating the dry cleaner's the rest of his life. Leo had some kind of
trouble with his kidneys, so they were giving him about ten years.
KAREN:
How much is the wife offered?
Chili starts to speak, but Harry cuts him off.
HARRY:
Three hundred grand, and they take it, money in hand, babe. The guy
has his wife cash the check and he takes off for Las Vegas with the
dough. Gets there, he's supposed to call her, tell her when to come
out. But she never hears from him again.
Meanwhile, the guy's hot, runs the three hundred up to half a million . . .
CHILI:
He comes to L.A. . . .
Harry raises his hand to stop Chili. He's rolling, turns to Karen now . . .
HARRY:
It drives the guy nuts, he's winning but can't tell anybody who he is.
You show in a back story his motivation, his desire to be famous, you
know, pal around with celebrities, the headliners doing the big rooms.
Now he's got the dough to buy his way in, mix with celebs and he can't
resist . . .
Harry then turns back to Chili.
HARRY:
So he comes to L.A. . . .
CHILI:
I don't know about his wanting to meet celebrities, that's something
new. But, yeah, he comes to L.A. Then after that, I don't know what
happens.
Chili looks at Karen. Patient. Not moving.
HARRY:
That's it? That's your movie?
CHILI:
I said I had an idea, that's all.
HARRY:
That's half a movie, with holes in it. Maybe forty minutes of screen
time. You don't even have a girl, a female lead, and on top of that,
there's no one to sympathize with, you don't have a good guy.
CHILI:
The shylock's the good guy.
HARRY:
The shylock? He's barely mentioned. And it's not believable the wife
would get a settlement that fast.
KAREN:
Harry doesn't realize it's a true story.
They both look at her now.
KAREN:
That Miami flight that went down, it was on the news every day for
about a week. Harry must've been busy.
HARRY:
That's where you got the idea?
CHILI:
Part of it, yeah.
HARRY:
Wait a minute, you're not the guy, are you? The dry cleaner?
CHILI:
You mean, Leo?
HARRY:
You wouldn't be talking to me if you were.
CHILI:
I'm not the guy, Harry.
HARRY:
But you work for the casino?
CHILI:
I'm out here looking for Leo. I just looked you up as a favor to your
dear friend, Dick Allen.
HARRY:
So you don't work for the casino?
KAREN:
Harry, for God's sake . . .
They both look at her.
KAREN:
He's the shylock.
She's staring at Chili again. Harry turns to him.
HARRY:
Is that right, that's what you do for a living?
CHILI:
What I did till recently. (looking at Karen) After I get done here
I'll think about what I'm gonna do next.
KAREN:
With your experience, you could always become an agent. Right, Harry?
HARRY:
Yeah, that's what we need. More agents.
KAREN:
Well. I got an audition tomorrow.
HARRY:
No problem. You go on off to bed.
Karen looks at the two of them sitting there. Not about to move.
KAREN:
What I'm saying, Harry, is I want you and your new buddy to get out of
my house.
HARRY:
Oh, yeah, sure.
CHILI:
Nice meeting you, Karen.
She just looks at him, turns and walks out. Chili watches her go. Harry
watches Chili, pours the last of the scotch into Chili's glass . . .
HARRY:
I imagine in your line of work, there were times you had to get rough,
you know, say one of your customers stopped paying.
CHILI:
They always paid.
Harry nods, thinks a moment, then . . .
HARRY:
You pack a gun?
CHILI:
Not really.
HARRY:
What does that mean?
CHILI:
Maybe a few times I have.
HARRY:
Ever shot anybody.
CHILI:
Once.
HARRY:
Really? You ever been arrested?
CHILI:
I've been picked up a couple times. Loan sharking. Racketeering. But I
was never convicted. I'm clean.
HARRY:
Racketeering, that covers a lot of ground, doesn't it?
Chili looks at him.
CHILI:
Why don't you get to the point, Harry? You want me to do something for
you.
EXT. FAY DEVOE'S HOUSE -- MORNING
As a Cadillac Eldorado pulls up out front and Ray Bones and his man get
out, check out the neighborhood . . .
RAY BONES:
Hi, I'm Ray, a friend of Chili Palmer's.
INT. FAY DEVOE'S HOUSE -- MORNING
Fay watches as Ray Bones and his man go through her things.
RAY BONES:
Have your spoken to Mr. Palmer since your husband . . . you know, blew
up?
FAY:
Maybe once or twice.
RAY BONES:
(coming over) What was it you talked about?
FAY:
Oh, nothing really? This and that.
Ray Bones hits Fay Devoe in the face. She drops to her knees and cries out.
Ray Bones crouches down in front of her, puts a hand in her hair.
RAY BONES:
Fay . . . (pulls her head up) Fay.
She looks at him. Afraid now, her nose is bleeding. Ray Bones smiles at
her, strokes her hair.
RAY BONES:
Fay, I want us to be friends. And friends don't hit each other, 'less
they have to. (she nods) So whatta you say we start all over and you
tell me exactly what the fuck is goin' on?
EXT. SUNSET BOULEVARD -- MORNING
As we BOOM DOWN from a massive billboard for the movie Bonaparte starring
Martin Weir as Napoleon and begin tracking with Harry's eight-year-old,
battered Mercedes . . .
INT. HARRY'S CAR -- SAME TIME
Harry drives, all the while gesturing with a lit cigarette.
HARRY:
These guys, my investors, they run a limo service, came to me
originally, put money in a few of my pictures and did okay, they're
happy. So they come in on another deal -- this was back a few months
ago when I was planning what would be my next picture, about this band
of killer circus freaks that travel around the country leaving bodies
in their wake. The characters, there's this seven-hundred-pound fat
lady who has a way of seducing guys, gets them in her trailer --
CHILI:
Harry, look at me.
Harry looks at him. Chili takes away his cigarette.
CHILI:
You're trying to tell me how you fucked up without sounding stupid,
and that's hard to do. Let's just get to where you're at, okay? You
blew the two hundred grand the limo guys gave you in Vegas on a
basketball game and you haven't told 'em about it. Why not?
HARRY:
Because they're not the type of guys would take it with any degree of
understanding or restraint. The first thing they'd do is break my
legs.
CHILI:
You got that on the brain, Harry. If you're so scared of 'em why'd you
take their money to Vegas to begin with?
HARRY:
Because I need half a million to buy a script.
CHILI:
For a movie?
HARRY:
A blockbuster. But quality. No mutants or maniacs. This one's gonna be
my Driving Miss Daisy.
CHILI:
What's it called?
HARRY:
Mr. Lovejoy.
CHILI:
Mr. Lovejoy? That's the title?
HARRY:
It's not bad when you know what it's about.
Harry pulls to the curb, faces Chili . . .
HARRY:
Murray Saffrin, guy who wrote it, did all my Grotesque pictures, had
it in a drawer for twenty years. He shows it to me one day, tells me
he's got a star interested, would I produce it.
CHILI:
Who's the star?
Harry points arross the street to the Cafe Med where we see a RED FERRARI
convertible parked out the front. We see MARTIN WEIR and a WOMAN with
jet-black hair sitting at a table . . .
HARRY:
Two time academy award nominee, Martin Weir.
CHILI:
Martin Weir. He played the mob guy that turned snitch in The Cyclone.
HARRY:
One of his best parts.
CHILI:
No, his best part was the cripple gay guy that climbed Mt. Whitney.
HARRY:
Ride the Clouds. Good picture.
They watch Martin and the girl a moment . . .
CHILI:
She looks familiar.
HARRY:
She's a rock star. Every day, same time, they come down here and have
breakfast. He has the egg white omelette; she has the banana pancakes.
He sits facing west so he can see his billboard. She faces east so she
has an excuse to wear the shades.
Harry pulls out, starts driving again . . .
HARRY:
Anyway, Murray has this shrink, who also happens to be Martin's
personal trainer's shrink. Murray gives the shrink the script and the
shrink gives it to Martin's trainer who reads it to Martin while they
work out, and Martin flips. Loves it.
CHILI:
So what's the problem?
HARRY:
The problem is Murray. He and a few other blocked screenwriters went
river rafting down the Kern a few weeks ago. Murray never made it
back.
CHILI:
He drown?
HARRY:
Heart attack. Apparently they brought a couple hookers along.
Chili nods, looks up at an ANGELYNE billboard . . .
HARRY:
Doris, Murray's widow, finds out about this Martin Weir thing and says
since Murray and I never had any written contract, she wants five
hundred grand for the script.
CHILI:
So you're thinking what if I was to put you next to my dry cleaner.
Ask him if he wants to invest his money in a movie.
HARRY:
That, or I'm thinking what if some tragic accident were to befall the
widow Saffrin --
CHILI:
I'm not gonna pop her, Harry.
HARRY:
Just a thought.
CHILI:
But I could talk to the limo guys. Tell 'em to leave you alone for a
while. Make the point in a way they'd understand it.
HARRY:
You don't even know these guys.
CHILI:
Harry, I probably know 'em better than you do.
HARRY:
What do you get out of this?
CHILI:
Let's see how we get along.
EXT. PARKING LOT -- DAY
BO CATLETT, black, tall, put together in a tan outfit: suit, shirt, tie,
lies on the hood of a BLACK STRETCH LIMO, his back against the windshield,
reading Daily Variety, a headline proclaiming 'BONAPARTE STANDS TALL AT THE
B. O.' We hear the sonud of an AIRPLANE and he checks his watch.
He casually folds the newspaper as a 747 screams past directly overhead and
we . . .
PULL BACK TO REVEAL: LAX -- DAY
As Bo Catlett pounds twice on the fender . . .
BO CATLETT:
That's us.
INT. SOVEREIGN TERMINAL -- DAY
Bo Catlett walks through the terminal. We hear the arrival of the Miami
flight annonnced over the PA as Catlett stops at one of the gates.
We see a plane pulling into the gate through the glass as Bo Catlett checks
out the other people waiting to greet the flight . . .
Like, for example, the YOUNG DUDE in jeans and a wool shirt hanging out.
Bo Catlett studies him a moment, then sits down in one of the chairs. He
looks over at . . .
A BIG MAN, bearded, wearing a loud Hawaiian shirt, and carrying a
three-year-old GIRL in his arms. The girl licks an ice-cream, spilling some
on Daddy's shirt . . .
Bo Catlett looks over as disembarking PASSENGERS start coming through the
gate.
As a LATINO MAN gets off the plane and glances around. He looks
uncomfortable in the loose-fitting suit, like a migrant dressed for
Saturday night.
The Latino Man lays his TICKET ENVELOPE on top of the trash container near
the gateway . . .
INSERT -- TICKET ENVELOPE
The name Y. PORTILLO printed on the outside. The big man with the little
girl picks up the ticket and walks away.
As the LATINO MAN heads straight for Bo Catlett.
BO CATLETT:
Don't say nothing to me. Sit down and act like you're waiting for
somebody supposed to meet you.
LATINO MAN:
The fock you taking about . . .
Hitting the word hard, like Tony Montana in Scarface.
LATINO MAN:
They nobody know me here, man. Give me the focking money.
BO CATLETT:
Sit down. Now be looking. Man over to your right in the blue wool
shirt hanging out . . . the other way, derecho . . .
Bo Catlett hunches over to rest his arms on his thighs, so that the Latino
Man is now between him and the dude in the wool shirt.
BO CATLETT:
That's a federal officer, most likely DEA. He moves his leg look for
the bulge. You savvy bulge? That's his backup piece . . . Hey. Try it
without looking right at him if you can.
The Latino Man, trying to be cool about it, checks out the dude in the wool
shirt. Sure enough, there's a bulge down near the guy's ankle.
BO CATLETT:
What's your name?
LATINO MAN:
(nervous now) Yayo. Portillo.
BO CATLETT:
Alright, Yayo, you know he's there, now forget about him. Now I'm
gonna get up. Soon as I'm gone, you sit down in this same seat I'm in.
You feel something under your ass it's the key to a locker where your
half a million is. Along with some product we're returning
Nervous now, Yayo is staring at the guy with the wool shirt.
YAYO:
You suppose to give me the focking money yourself.
Bo Catlett gets up, adjusts his suit jacket, smoothing the long roll lapel.
BO CATLETT:
Try to be cool Yahoo. I told you where it is. Do it how I told you and
have a safe trip home. Or as you all say, vaya con Dios, motherfucker.
Bo Catlett walks off, leaving Yayo sitting there, confused now, not quite
sure what to do.
CLOSE ON HAND HOLDING TICKET ENVELOPE
The name Y. PORTILLO written on the jacket.
PULL BACK TO REVEAL: BAGGAGE CLAIM -- DAY
Where the Big Man in the Hawaiian shirt waits by the carousel. His LITTLE
GIRL HOLDS THE TICKET ENVELOPE. The man grabs a case from the carousel and
walks to the door. He tears the baggage claim stub from the envelope and
hands it to the SECURITY GUARD.
EXT. BAGGAGE CLAIM -- DAY
As the Big Man and the little girl walk to the black stretch parked at the
curb, RONNIE WINGATE, an aging surfer in a suede jacket and running shoes,
holds the door open for them.
RONNIE:
Like fucking clockwork, eh Bear?
BEAR/BIG MAN:
Don't cuss in front of Farrah.
The Bear hands the case to Bo Catlett who sits in the back of the limo
. . .
GIRL:
Hi, Bo.
BO CATLETT:
How you doing, sweetie?
As Ronnie gets in back with Bo Catlett, The Bear puts his daughter in a
toddler seat up front, then gets behind the wheel.
GIRL:
Here we go!
EXT. HARRY'S OFFICE -- DAY
Two stories, part of a block of white store fronts on Sunset near La
Cienega.
INT. HARRY'S OFFICE -- DAY
Light filters through venetian blinds, illuminating a desk stacked with
folders, magazines, scripts, papers, unopened mail, hotel ashtrays, a brass
lamp, a clock and two telephones.
HARRY:
I once asked this literary agent what type of writing brought the most
money and the agent says, 'Ransom notes.'
Chili stands looking over some of the old photographs as Harry goes through
the mess on the desk. There are some of Karen, Harry with a much youger,
blonde Karen. Harry with giant bugs, Harry shaking hands with mutants and
maniacs, and so on.
HARRY:
Here it is . . . Mr. Lovejoy.
Harry hands a script to Chili. Chili examines the cover, the first time
he's ever held a movie script. He opens it to the middle . . .
CHILI:
Lovejoy sits behind the wheel, watching the bar across the street,
getting his video camera ready for action . . . (looks up) What's he
doing? Following a guy?
HARRY:
Read it. It's a grabber.
Chili looks out the window as we see a long black stretch limo pull up to
the curb down on the street . . .
CHILI:
Hey, Harry? I think your investors are here.
EXT. HARRY'S OFFICE -- SAME TIME
As the Bear opens the door for Bo Catlett and Ronnie . . .
INT. HARRY'S OFFICE -- SAME TIME
As Harry moves away from the window.
HARRY:
Jesus . . .
Chili tosses the script on the desk, moves between a pair of fat red
leather chairs.
CHILI:
All right, Harry, make sure the limo guys sit here, not over on the
sofa.
Harry is tugging the string to lower the blinds behind the desk.
CHILI:
No leave 'em up, we want the light in their eyes. I'll be at the desk
. . . but don't introduce me, let it go, just start talking. You're
gonna be here, behind 'em when they sit down.
HARRY:
They'll be looking at you. They don't know who you are.
CHILI:
That's right, they're wondering, who's this guy? You don't tell 'em.
Understand, Harry? Do not tell 'em who I am.
Harry glances off as we hear RONNIE SINGING down the hall.
RONNIE:
(O.S.) In the year 2525 . . . if man is still alive . . .
HARRY:
So what do I say to them?
CHILI:
You don't say any more'n you have to. You say, 'Well, I'm glad you
assholes stopped by, so I can set you straight.'
HARRY:
You're kidding, right?
RONNIE:
(O.S.) If woman can survive . . .
CHILI:
You tell 'em the movie's been postponed. Say, till next year, if you
want. But don't tell 'em why or what you're doing. Understand, Harry?
You don't tell 'em anything about Mr. Lovejoy.
And the door opens. Chili sits behind the desk, watching the two of them
come into the office. Ronnie singing . . .
RONNIE:
They may find . . .
He looks about the office . . . at the old photographs . . .
RONNIE:
Harry, what year is it, man? We enter a time warp? I feel like I'm
back in Hollywood of yesteryear.
Harry waves them right into the two cracked red leather chairs facing the
desk. Chili watches as Catlett comes first. Sitting down, he nods to Chili
who ignores him.
HARRY:
Have a seat . . . right over here . . .
Ronnie sits down in the chair and hooks one leg over the arm, swings it up
and down, his motor running on some chemical. He too stares at Chili.
HARRY:
This is my associate, Chili Palmer, who'll be working with me.
Harry already forgetting his instructions. Chili can't believe it. The limo
guys nod to Chili and Chili nods back, trying to catch Harry's eye.
HARRY:
I want to make sure there's no misunderstanding here. Despite rumors
you might have heard, your investment in Freaks is as sound as the day
you signed your participation agreement.
Ronnie has his face raised to the ceiling.
RONNIE:
I can hear you, but where the fuck are you, man?
BO CATLETT:
(looking at Chili) What I been wondering is where's he been.
RONNIE:
Yeah, where've you been? We haven't heard from you lately.
Harry comes around to stand at one side of the desk, his back to the window
. . .
HARRY:
I've been off scouting locations. Interviewing actors in New York.
Chili's gaze moves from Ronnie the fool to Bo Catlett the dude, the man
composed, elbows on the chair arms, his hands steepled in front of him.
HARRY:
The main thing I want to tell you, the start date for Freaks is being
pushed back a little, a few months.
Ronnie stops bouncing his leg.
RONNIE:
A few months?
HARRY:
Maybe longer. We need prep time.
RONNIE:
Hey, Harry? Bullshit. We have an agreement with you, man.
HARRY:
We're gonna make the picture. I've just got another project to do
first, that's all. One I promised this guy years ago.
Chili shakes his head, he can't believe he's hearing this. Ronnie sits up
straight.
RONNIE:
I want to see your books, Harry. Show me where it is, a two with five
zeroes after it in black and white, man. I want to see your books and
your bank statements.
CHILI:
Hey, Ronnie? Look at me.
Boom. Ronnie looks over. So does Bo Catlett for that matter.
CHILI:
You have a piece of a movie, that's all. You don't have a piece of
Harry. He told you we're doing another movie first. And that's the way
it's gonna be.
RONNIE:
Excuse me. But who the fuck are you?
CHILI:
I'm the one telling you how it is. That's not too hard to figure out,
is it?
Ronnie turns to Bo Catlett, the man not having moved or changed his
expression the last few minutes.
RONNIE:
Cat?
Bo Catlett takes his time, gives it some thought. He looks at Harry . . .
BO CATLETT:
What's this movie you're doing first?
CHILI:
Harry, let me answer that.
Catlett looks at Chili again.
CHILI:
But first I want to know who I'm talking to. Am I talking to you, or
am I talking to him?
BO CATLETT:
(beat, smiles) You can talk to me.
CHILI:
That's what I thought. So let me put it this way
Now it's between them. The guy studies Chili, thinks about whether or not
to make a move, when Harry steps in, reaches over the desk and picks up a
script . . .
HARRY:
This is the project, Mr. Lovejoy. I'm not trying to pull anything on
you guys. This is it, right here.
Chili looks at Harry, wonders if there's a way to shut him up without
punching him in the mouth.
RONNIE:
Mr. Loveboy? What is it, Harry, a porno flick?
He reaches for the script. Harry backs away, holds the script to his chest.
Bo Catlett notices this.
HARRY:
It's nothing. It's fluff. Nothing you'd be interested in.
Bo Catlett eyes him a beat, then pushes out of his chair . . .
BO CATLETT:
Harry, you think we go to see your movies? I've seen better film on
teeth. Makes no difference to me which one our money's in. So how
'bout you take our twenty points out of Freaks and put 'em in this
other one, Mr. Loverboy.
HARRY:
I can't do it.
BO CATLETT:
You positive about that?
HARRY:
It's a different kind of deal.
Bo Catlett nods, gets up.
BO CATLETT:
Okay. Then be good enough to hand us our money back, or you think
about us coming in on this new one.
RONNIE:
By Friday, man, or you're fuckin' dead as disco.
Ronnie opens his coat so that Harry can see a gun tucked in his belt . . .
RONNIE:
You hear me?
Bo Catlett gives Ronnie a look.
BO CATLETT:
Take your time, Harry. (closes Ronnie's jacket) We're not animals. Are
we, Ronnie?
Bo Catlett glances once more at Chili then follows Ronnie out the door.
Harry stares at the door a moment, senses Chili staring at him . . .
HARRY:
What?
CHILI:
I don't know, maybe I wasn't clear. But I thought . . . I told you to
keep your mouth shut.
HARRY:
I had to tell 'em something.
CHILI:
Never say anything unless you have to.
Chili shakes his head as Harry sits down in one of the chairs, fumbles for
his cigarettes.
CHILI:
You tell me you want these guys off your back. Next thing I know,
you're saying yeah, maybe they can have a piece of Mr. Lovejoy. I
couldn't believe my fuckin' ears.
HARRY:
I said I'd think about it. What does that mean? In this town, nothing.
CHILI:
That's the difference between you and me, Harry. I say what I mean. I
want something from someone, I ask 'em straight out. I want Martin
Weir, I go get Martin Weir. I don't fuck around with his trainer's
shrink.
HARRY:
His shrink's trainer.
Chili looks at Harry.
CHILI:
Take me back to my car.
EXT. LAX -- DAY
As a plane touches down on the runway . . .
INT. SOVEREIGN TERMINAL -- SAME TIME
Yayo, now soaked with sweat, is still here. He stands watching a row of
lockers. He stares at one of them . . .
CLOSE ON LOCKER.
The number C-18. We PUSH IN . . .
YAYO
starts to move for it . . . then looks off at . . .
A MAN IN A SUIT
as we quickly TILT DOWN to the guy's ankle, looks like a bulge there. We
then . . .
WHIP PAN TO
A WOMAN, dressed casually in slacks and a blouse. We TILT DOWN to her
ankle, hmmm, is that a bulge? We . . .
WHIP PAN TO
A TENNIS SHOE, tapping to some unheard rhythm and what looks like a bulge
near the ankle. We TILT UP this time to reveal A LITTLE KID, listening to a
walkman.
YAYO
obviously losing it now, rubs his eyes and quickly walks off to a row of
payphones . . .
EXT. KAREN FLORES' HOUSE -- DAY
Chili's minivan is parked outfront.
TOMMY:
(V.O.) Where you been? I been callin' all over for you . . .
INT KAREN'S HOUSE -- THE STUDY -- SAME TIME
Chili sits at the desk on the phone.
TOMMY:
(PHONE) Ray Bones is looking for you. He's got some kinda bug up his
ass, can't sit still.
INT. BARBER SHOP -- DAY
Tommy on the phone.
TOMMY:
I hate to say I told you, but I did. I told you don't start nothing
with him that time.
INTERCUTTING TOMMY & CHILI:
CHILI:
You said don't say nothing and I didn't.
TOMMY:
No, you just broke his fuckin' nose instead.
CHILI:
You gonna start that again? You're just like him, all you got room for
in your brain is one fuckin' thing.
TOMMY:
All I know is he came by the barber shop, all fuckin' undone, wanting
to know where you were staying in Vegas. I told him I don't know. I
still don't.
CHILI:
How'd he know I was in Vegas? You tell him?
TOMMY:
He already knew it.
CHILI:
Yeah, well, I'm in L.A. now.
TOMMY:
Whatta you doing out there?
CHILI:
I'm going into the movie business.
TOMMY:
What're you talking about? You wanna be a movie star?
CHILI:
I'm thinking about producing.
TOMMY:
How you gonna do that? You don't know shit about making movies.
CHILI:
I don't think the producer has to do much, outside of maybe knowing a
writer.
TOMMY:
Hey, Chil? I think you're fulla shit.
INT. KAREN'S ENTRY WAY -- SAME TIME
As Karen, dressed as a B-movie queen, press kit under one arm, steps
inside, freezes as she hears . . .
CHILI:
(O.S.) . . . call me soon as you know when Ray's coming out.
INT. STUDY -- SAME TIME
Chili is scribbling something on a piece of paper as Karen comes into the
room. Chili looks up at her as he hangs up, smiles at her.
CHILI:
Hey . . . Karen. How ya' doin'?
KAREN:
What're you doing here?
CHILI:
I wanted to come by, apologize for coming into your house like I did
last night.
KAREN:
Lemme get this straight, you broke in again to apologize for breaking
in before?
CHILI:
No, no . . . you let the patio door open. You gotta stop doin' that,
all the nice things you got around here.
KAREN:
Yeah, well make sure you lock it on the way out.
CHILI:
Rough day on the set?
KAREN:
I spent all day crawling out of a grave. The costumer kept bitching
'cause I was ripping my nylons --
CHILI:
Ripped nylons work. Makes the shot more real.
KAREN:
(regarding him) . . . That's what we finally decided.
CHILI:
Like in Bride of the Mutant, when you played the whole end with that
torn top.
She looks at him.
KAREN:
You saw that one?
CHILI:
Yeah. When you turn to the camera to tell the alien mother that her
time on earth is finished . . . when you give us all that look, Joan
Crawford wishes on her best day she had that much presence. Not even
in Mildred Pierce -- which by the way was a better book than a movie
-- did Crawford even touch the intensity you had in that look.
KAREN:
(beat) Yeah . . . that was a good scene. I mean, for a horror movie.
CHILI:
For any movie.
KAREN:
I know I'm better than what I've been doing the last ten years,
walking around in a tank top and fuck-me pumps, waiting till it's time
to scream.
CHILI:
Man, can you scream.
KAREN:
Yeah. It's a real gift. (beat) I'm just saying it'd be nice, one time
in my career to get the chance to say one great line. You know, like
in that Bette Davis picture, Cabin in the . . .
CHILI:
Cotton.
KAREN:
Yeah, you know when Bette comes up to the guy on the porch, gives him
a flirty look and says, 'I'd kiss you, but . . .'
CHILI/KAREN:
'I just washed my hair.'
KAREN:
Yeah.
CHILI:
That is a great line.
Chili looks at her.
CHILI:
How come you stopped making movies with Harry?
KAREN:
I married Martin. That was a full-time job.
CHILI:
You read Harry's new one? He says it's the best thing he's ever read.
KAREN:
He must mean after Slime Creature 3.
CHILI:
That why Harry came over last night? See if you could help him get
Martin in his movie?
KAREN:
Harry's dreaming of a forty-million-dollar production he'll never get
off the ground with a star he'll never sign. With or without my help.
CHILI:
Harry told me Martin loves it, he flipped.
KAREN:
Yeah, well Martin is known for his flipping. He flips over a script,
and when the time comes to make a deal, he flips out.
CHILI:
Tell you what, I'll stop by Harry's office and pick up a copy for you.
KAREN:
Don't go out of your way.
They consider each other a moment . . . until Chili finally checks his
watch.
CHILI:
Well, I gotta have a talk with Leo, my runaway dry cleaner.
KAREN:
Right. See how your story ends.
CHILI:
Yeah. Right. (then) Listen, Touch of Evil's phying near my hotel. You
wanna go check it out? Watch Charlton Heston play a Mexican?
Karen looks caught, doesn't answer right away.
CHILI:
Maybe some other time.
He turns to go, then turns back to her . . .
CHILI:
'He tried to make love to me and I shot him.' (then) Another great
Bette Davis line.
Karen looks at him. Surprised. He smiles at her.
CHILI:
See you around.
EXT. BEVERLY HILLS HOTEL -- NIGHT
Leo Devoe, dressed in a sporty plaid ensemble, complete with little
matching hat gets out of a cab, and walks to the front entrance. He tips
the doorman, gives him a grin.
DOORMAN:
Evening, sir.
LEO:
And a good evening to you, too, sir.
INT. HOTEL HALLWAY -- NIGHT
As Leo the high-rolling dry cleaner bounces down the hall, unlocks his door
. . .
INT. LEO'S HOTEL ROOM -- NIGHT
Dark. Leo enters, heads for the bottle of Chivas on the desk. Has one
straight out of the bottle, ahhh, before pulling a fat wad of cash out of
his jacket, tossing it on the desk like it's change from the cab fare.
He then takes off the jacket, unbuttons the shirt, reaches for the Chivas
again, when we hear . . .
CHILI:
(O. S.) Look at me, Leo.
Crash. Something glass hits the floor. Probably the Chivas bottle as Leo
nearly has a fucking coronary . . .
Leo looks over as Chili turns on the light behind him. But what catches
Leo's eye is the BRIEFCASE sitting on the couch beside Chili.
CHILI:
I wouldn't think you're that dumb, leave over three hundred grand in
the closet, underneath the extra blanket, but I guess you are.
LEO:
I didn't know where else to keep it. (then) Where would you?
CHILI:
You're here a while, what's wrong with a bank?
LEO:
They report it to the IRS.
CHILI:
You don't open an account, Leo, you put it in a safe deposit box. Dip
in whenever you want.
Leo nods in his sporty hat and undershirt, thinking it over, what to do the
next time he scams an airline.
CHILI:
You've been losing.
LEO:
I'm up twelve grand today.
CHILI:
From when? You left Vegas with four-fifty?
LEO:
Who told you that?
CHILI:
Now you're down to three-ten in the case. You must've cooled off quite
a bit since you got here.
LEO:
How'd you know I was here?
CHILI:
Here's another tip
Leo looks away, raises his preshaped plaid hat and recocks it, then. . .
LEO:
It was Fay, wasn't it, told you about the money. She tell you my whole
life history, for Christ's sake?
CHILI:
I wouldn't let her if she tried. Why I'm here, Leo, basically, is to
save your ass.
LEO:
How? By taking my money?
CHILI:
You can keep what you won today. That's yours.
LEO:
It's all mine.
CHILI:
Sit down, Leo.
Leo sits down in the arm chair, stares sadly at the briefcase.
CHILI:
I don't know how you got this far, you're so fuckin' dumb. But now
you're through. I'm gonna explain to you why and I hope you're not too
dumb to understand what I'm saying. Okay?
Leo nods.
CHILI:
Ray Bones is now the man you're dealing with. Ray Bones finds out what
you did, he's gonna want everything you have. And when I say
everything, I mean even that sporty little hat if he wants it. Then
after he takes all you got, he'll most likely hit you with some kind
of heavy object if he doesn't shoot you, just so you won't tell on
him.
Chili lets that sink in a minute.
CHILI:
I won't do that. Take your stuff or hurt you. You have three-ten in
the case, right? I'm gonna take the three hundred you scammed off the
airline, but the rest of it, the ten grand? I'm gonna borrow that and
pay you back sometime.
Leo's squinting at him now . . .
LEO:
You take all my money, but you're borrowing part of it?
CHILI:
At eighteen percent, okay? And don't ask me no more fuckin' questions.
I'm leaving.
He picks up the briefrase as he rises from the sofa and Leo gets out of his
chair.
LEO:
But you won't know where I am. I don't even know where I'll be.
CHILI:
I'll find you, Leo . . .
Chili reaches for the door, opens it and looks back at Leo . . .
CHILI:
You leave a trail like a fuckin' caterpillar.
INT. HALLWAY -- SAME TIME
As Chili starts for the elevator. Leo steps into his doorway . . .
LEO:
Wait a minute. What's this eighteen-percent-a-year shit? You want to
borrow ten, the vig's three bills a week. Fifteen for the vig plus the
ten, that's twenty-five big ones you go a whole year, buddy! You hear
me?
Chili stops, turns around. As he starts back, he sees Leo's scared look
just before he slams the door shut. Chili shakes his head, starts back for
the elevator.
EXT. GRIFFITH PARK -- NIGHT
Chili drives a dark road up into the park. He rounds a corner, and we see
an explosion of light up ahead as we come upon . . .
A MOVIE SET
Chili pulls in behind a row of trailers. He gets out of the car and heads
for the set where Harry is now looking up at the sky and yelling at someone
. . .
HARRY:
How's anyone gonna see anything from way up there?
CHILI:
Hey, Harry.
HARRY:
Yeah, Chili. Hi. (looking up) You're fifty feet in the air!
The DIRECTOR -- early twenties, dressed like a frat boy -- sits on a crane
about fifty feet above the set . . .
DIRECTOR:
Harry. I'm gonna boom down real fast, get a subjective p-o-v.
CHILI:
Listen, I talked to Karen. She's gonna think about helping you out.
HARRY:
Yeah, but whose point of view?
DIRECTOR:
Whatta you mean, whose point of view; The audience's point of view.
HARRY:
Get down here. I wanna talk to you. Come on . . . right now . . . (to
Chili) She's gonna talk to Martin?
CHILI:
She's thinking about it. I just need the key to your office. I just
told her I'd pick up a script.
Harry tosses Chili a key-ring.
HARRY:
It's the red one. Take it off the ring.
Chili sits down in one of the director's chairs that sits off to one side.
He starts to take the key off the ring . . .
VOICE:
Your name Vicky Vespa?
Chili looks up at a bored-looking ACTRESS standing there in a blood-soaked
nightie.
CHILI:
Excuse me?
ACTRESS:
I asked you, is your name Vicky Vespa?
CHILI:
No.
ACTRESS:
Then get the fuck outta my chair.
Chili sits forward, sees her name printed on the back. He gets up. As she
sits down, we see an ICE PICK sticking out the other side of her head.
Chili sits back down next to her in the chair with HARRY ZIMM on the back.
HARRY:
(to the director) What're you doing? I thought I told you to get down
here?
The kid nods to the camera operator who lowers the crane as we BOOM WAY
UP. . .
HARRY:
All these camera moves and weird angles and shit are gonna distance us
from the emotion of the scene.
DIRECTOR:
What 'emotion?' Girl just got stabbed in the ear with an ice pick.
HARRY:
She's scared! Fear is an emotion! (then) Look, kid, if you remember
anything from your time working with Harry Zimm, let it be the three
key words to filmmaking.
The kid fiddles with the crane controls.
DIRECTOR:
Yeah? What three words, Harry?
HARRY:
Pick 'n' Save.
DIRECTOR:
Hm?
HARRY:
You heard me, Pick 'n' Save.
Harry turns so the rest of the crew can hear him . . .
HARRY:
Now I'm gonna tell you a little story, happened to me years ago when I
was so broke I had to go to the Pick 'n' Save over on Vine to buy a
lousy candybar for my dinner.
Chili watches the crew stop what they're doing and listen.
HARRY:
I'm standing in line waiting to pay my two bits when I overhear this
lady, call her Mildred, talking to the cashier about a movie.
The Director gives a look to his assistant like 'Jesus, you believe this
shit?'
HARRY:
So Mildred says to the cashier, 'I saw the new Streisand picture.'
(gets into it the way Mildred did) 'God, I just love it at the end
when she brushed Robert Redford's hair off his forehead the way she
did when they were together, and the way they gave each other this
look that said they still loved each other, but knew they couldn't be
together. That look was so . . . romantic.'
DIRECTOR:
That's great, Harry. So what's the --
HARRY:
What she did not say was, 'I just loved the way the director moved the
camera so much it made me fuckin' seasick.' All she cared about was
that look. All she remembered was that look. And why do we remember
things in movies? Because we can see them.
Harry's right in the guy's face now . . .
HARRY:
So . . . keep this fuckin' camera down here on the ground and shoot
this scene, so we can see what the fuck is goin' on, before I get
someone over sixteen to fuckin' shoot it for you!
Harry walks over to Chili, sees Chili sitting there. Chili tosses Harry his
key ring.
CHILI:
Here's your keys, Harry.
HARRY:
Get the fuck outta my chair.
EXT. HARRY ZIMM'S OFFICE -- NIGHT
As Chili pulls out front, gets out of the minivan, he looks up, sees a
light on in Harry's office.
INT. CORRIDOR -- NIGHT
Chili walks down the hallway, dark except for a light on at the end of the
hall . . .
INT. HARRY'S OFFICE -- NIGHT
Bo Catlett, reading glasses, script open in front of him, looks up from
Harry's desk as Chili steps into the office.
BO CATLETT:
This ain't bad, you know it? This Mr. Lovejoy. Needs a better ending
but yeah, I can see why Harry wants to do it.
Chili says nothing, sits down in one of the red leather chairs.
BO CATLETT:
You understand I knew Harry was lying, saying this wasn't any good,
but holding on to it, man, like you have to break his fingers to get
it from him.
CHILI:
That's funny, I was just wondering what I was gonna break of yours to
get it away from you.
Bo Catlett smiles at him, doesn't give up the script.
BO CATLETT:
I'm just explaining to you what I'm doing here. Case you think I come
to rob the place, rip off any of this dusty old shit the man has.
CHILI:
I'd never make you as a burglar, not in that outfit.
Bo Catlett sits back in the chair a moment, watches Chili light a cigarette
. . .
BO CATLETT:
Harry called you his associate, but what does that mean? I never heard
your name or read it in Variety or The Reporter or anyplace.
CHILI:
It's what he said, I'm his associate.
BO CATLETT:
You must bring something heavy to the deal.
CHILI:
That's right, me.
Bo Catlett picks up a piece of paper off the desk . . .
BO CATLETT:
Says here you're getting Martin Weir for the part of Lovejoy.
CHILI:
Yeah, we're getting Martin.
BO CATLETT:
No shit, come on. How you gonna do that?
CHILI:
I put a gun right here . . . (touches the side of his head) . . . and
I tell him, 'Sign the paper Marty or your fuckin' dead.' Like that.
BO CATLETT:
I wonder, would that work? (then) You know who I see for Al Roxy?
Harvey Keitel. The man could do it in his sleep.
CHILI:
Harvey Keitel. Yeah. Maybe. He was pretty good in the movie Fingers.
BO CATLETT:
I missed that one. Or, hey, you know who else? Morgan Freeman. You
know Morgan?
CHILI:
Yeah, Morgan Freeman. But he's a colored guy.
BO CATLETT:
So what? Where's it say in this script he's white? Color is what the
part needs, man, somebody to do it has some style. The way it is now,
Ronnie could do it, play himself, some cracked out asshole. (then) So
whatta you think of the script?
Bo watches as Chili picks up a copy of the script, begins flipping through
it.
CHILI:
Title's the first thing's got to go. And the guy's name. I mean, even
this writer's name, Murray Saffrin is better than Lovejoy.
BO CATLETT:
I'm with you on that. And don't you think it needs a good female part?
Increase the romance angle.
Chili flips through the script, sees a name . . .
CHILI:
There's Ilona.
BO CATLETT:
What about her?
CHILI:
Get something going there.
BO CATLETT:
With Ilona? You know how old Ilona is?
CHILI:
She's . . . young.
BO CATLETT:
Young? She's fuckin' nine-years-old, same age as Lovejoy's kid.
Bernie. One she calls Bernard. Have you read the script?
CHILI:
Yeah, I read it. I was just thinking you could make her older. We
might even be able to get Karen Flores.
BO CATLETT:
Who?
CHILI:
She's been out of movies a few years, but she's good. Real good.
Bo Catlett studies Chili a moment, smiles . . .
BO CATLETT:
You know what I'm thinkin'? (leans forward) You wanna make the girl
older. I don't like the ending. We could do that, you and me, sit down
and write the script over where it needs it.
Chili fips through the script a moment . . .
CHILI:
You know how to write one of these?
BO CATLETT:
There's nothin' to know. You have an idea, you write down what you
wanna say. Then you get somebody to add in the commas and shit where
they belong, if you aren't positive yourself. Maybe fix up the
spelling where you have some tricky words . . . although I've seen
scripts where I know words weren't spelled right and there was hardly
any commas in it at all. So I don't think it's too important. Anyway,
you come to the last page you write in 'Fade out' and that's the end,
you're done.
CHILI:
That's all there is to it, huh?
BO CATLETT:
That's all.
Chili sits forward, stabs out his cigarette, exhales into Bo Catlett's face
. . .
CHILI:
Then what do I need you for?
Bo Catlett starts for the door.
BO CATLETT:
I really think I can be of service on this one.
CHILI:
Yeah, well, we need a ride somewhere, we'll let you know.
EXT. NUART THEATER -- NIGHT
As Karen walks up to the box office. A Touch of Evil on the marquis.
INT. MOVIE THEATER -- NIGHT
Not so full. Chili sits in the middle, watching the final scene as Orson
Welles gets blown away, falls into the oily river. He can't take his eyes
off the screen . . .
Karen comes in, starts up the aisle, looking for Chili. She spots him, just
as he mouths the dialogue along with Marlene Dietrich . . .
MARLENE DIETRICH:
(O.S.) He was some kind of man.
Karen smiles, decides to wait a moment. Chili, lost in the movie . . .
keeps mouthing the dialogue.
MARLENE DIETRICH:
(O.S.) What does it matter what you say about people?
MORT MILLS:
(O.S.) Good-bye, Tanya.
MARLENE DIETRICH:
Adios.
As Tanya/Marlene Dietrich resumes her slow walk away, Karen sits down at
the end of the row. People start getting up to leave. Chili turns to a GUY
a few seats away from him . . .
CHILI:
Wow, huh?
The guy gives Chili a look, puts his arm around his DATE, and quickly
starts up the aisle so that Chili can now see Karen sitting there at the
end of the row . . .
CHILI:
You been here the whole time?
KAREN:
I just caught the end.
She gets up, they start up the aisle together . . .
CHILI:
You know, Welles didn't even wanna do that one. Some studio made him
do it. He owed 'em one and all his own movies lost money. (walking out
now) But, hey, sometimes that's when you do your best work, you got a
gun to your head . . .
EXT. NUART -- NIGHT
As Karen and Chili exit the theater, stand there a moment.
CHILI:
I got you a copy of the script.
KAREN:
I already read it. Harry left a copy at the house.
CHILI:
What do you think?
She starts walking.
KAREN:
I think it's not horrible.
CHILI:
I don't like the title. Or the main guy's name.
KAREN:
Then you've read it?
CHILI:
Not yet.
KAREN:
You and Harry'll make a great team. (then) I'm gonna make a deal with
him.
CHILI:
There a part in it for you?
KAREN:
I don't want to act in it, I want to produce it with Harry. Especially
if I help him get Martin.
CHILI:
Sounds fair.
KAREN:
What do you get out of it?
He stops, looks at her.
CHILI:
That why you came over here, to ask me that?
KAREN:
I want to know.
CHILI:
Why does anyone want to be in movies?
KAREN:
Yesterday, you were a loan shark.
He starts walking again . . .
CHILI:
I was never much into it. All that bullshit having to do with respect.
It's bad enough having to treat those guys like they're your heroes,
having to smile when they make some stupid remark they think's real
funny.
KAREN:
And you think the movie business is any different?
CHILI:
Yeah well . . . I like movies. I figure if I help Harry make one, I'll
find out what you have to do outside of have an idea and raise the
money. That doesn't sound too hard. I was in the money business and I
get ideas all the time.
They stop at her car.
KAREN:
I'm talking to Martin tomorrow morning. I told Harry I'd meet you and
him at Abiquiu afterward. (opens her door) This might work, you never
know.
He stands there, watching her drive away.
EXT. HARRY'S APARTMENT BUILDING -- NIGHT
Just above Franklin in the Hollywood Hills. A realtor might call it
Chandleresque. We call it old and cheap.
INT. HARRY'S APARTMENT -- NIGHT
Continuing on the old and cheap theme. Harry stands behind the wet bar
pouring himself a strong one. He looks at himself in the smoke-tinted
mirror squares, downs the drink in one and pours himself another.
A KNOCK AT THE DOOR.
Harry looks at the door.
HARRY:
Who is it?
WOMAN'S VOICE:
Me.
HARRY:
(lower) Fuck.
WOMAN'S VOICE:
I heard that.
Harry moves to the door and opens it to reveal DORIS SAFFRIN -- fiftyish,
fur coat, hair up so that we can see the nifty necklare. She leans in the
doorway . . .
HARRY:
Hello, Doris.
DORIS:
Harry Zimm. You look like a wet kiss.
And she plants one on him. Walks into the apartment. Looking good for her
age. Hell, for any age.
DORIS:
Well, aren't you gonna offer me whatever it is you taste like?
HARRY:
Come on in.
Doris goes to the window. Harry goes to the bar, pours them each a drink
. . .
DORIS:
What a spectacular view.
HARRY:
Yeah, lovely. Last night I watched two guys carjack a Camero down on
the corner of Argyle there. (hands her the drink) What do you want,
Doris?
She drinks, never taking her eyes off him.
DORIS:
I miss Murray, Harry.
HARRY:
Yeah, me too. He was a helluva good writer. And I would know. I
discovered him. Made him what he was.
DORIS:
What he was, was a hack, couldn't get a job writing for anybody but
you. (off Harry) I'm being honest. He was a lousy writer, but he was a
good husband. I just didn't know it until too late.
Harry finishes his drink, pours himself another . . .
HARRY:
Yeah, well, twenty-twenty hindsight and all that.
Harry takes a big, noisy pull off his drink as she moves to the bar . . .
DORIS:
I hate being alone. The house is so quiet. So lonely. It needs . . .
(studies him) A man's touch.
And with that, she opens up the fur coat to reveal that she's wearing
nothing but a garter belt and high heels.
HARRY:
Nice garter.
She sets her drink down, moves in, wraps her arms around his neck . . .
HARRY:
I'm not sure how I feel about this, Doris.
DORIS:
(reaching down) You seem to feel fine about it.
HARRY:
I mean morally. Murray was my friend.
DORIS:
Murray's dead.
She kisses him . . . Harry pulls back . . .
HARRY:
So this means you've reconsidered our deal on Mr. Lovejoy?
DORIS:
No. But now that you mention it, I did talk to a handsome executive at
Paramount the other day . . . who just happened to get his hands on
the script.
HARRY:
Yeah, what'd he have to say?
DORIS:
He said if Martin's interested, I could get a half a million for it
easy. But don't worry, Harry, I'm still giving you until Friday.
HARRY:
How honorable of you.
Now she backs away, gives him a hurt look.
DORIS:
Harry. If you want me to go, just say the word.
Harry looks at her a moment, decides . . .
HARRY:
What the hell . . .
. . . And pulls her as close as we then . . .
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. HOLLYWOOD HILLS HOME -- NIGHT
We hear laughter, rock and roll as a NUDE WOMAN dives into a blue-lit
swimming pool and swims the length . . .
We then TILT UP to a HOUSE ON STILTS above this one and see the lone figure
of Bo Catlett standing on his deck.
EXT. BO CATLETT'S HOUSE -- NIGHT
The shimmering yellow grid of the city in the b.g., Bo Catlett, barefoot,
bathrobe, leans on the rail of his deck, watching the folks frolic twelve
stories down.
YAYO:
(V.O.) Listen to me, man, I don't wan' no focking key. I wan' the
money.
EXT. BO CATLETT'S DECK -- NIGHT
Bo Catlett looks inside where Yayo paces back and forth. The Bear reclines
on a chaise lounge.
BO CATLETT:
Hey, Yayo? You gonna smoke, get the hell off my seventy-bucks-a-yard
carpet.
Yayo steps out on to the deck . . .
BO CATLETT:
I told you where the money is. All you gotta do is go get it.
YAYO:
No. I'll tell you something
BO CATLETT:
That's all you know, huh? Wait here a minute, Yayo, I be back
directly.
Yayo leans against the railing, cuts a 'now that's the way you get things
done' look at the Bear. He lights a cigarette, looks o.s. and freezes . . .
YAYO:
The fock you doing with that?
Bo Catlett holds a big .45 out in front of him . . .
BO CATLETT:
I'm taking you out, Yahoo.
. . . and shoots Yayo in the chest, the gun going off loud, the round
knocking the little Latin man back against the railing.
BO CATLETT:
Dead focking center, man.
Yayo, a stupid look on his face, stumbles backwards, over the railing. The
Bear reaches for him, but it's too late . . .
EXT. HOUSE DOWN BELOW -- SAME TIME
The group down here is too stoned to notice the little Colombian who falls
from the deck high above like a sack of dirt, then slides partway down the
slope.
EXT. BO CATLETT'S DECK -- SAME TIME
The bear looks over at Bo Catlett . . . who now calmly stares down at the
motionless form of Yayo.
BO CATLETT:
Shit, now someone's gotta climb down there and get him.
BEAR:
You didn't have to shoot him, Bo. We coulda just beat him up some.
BO CATLETT:
You see that? The way the man just went right over?
Bo Catlett takes a sip of his drink, looks at the railing.
BO CATLETT:
Maybe we can get Chili Palmer up here. You fix my railing to give way
like they do in the movies. Then I invite the man out here, have a
look at my view. Get him to lean over the railing, see all the naked
people down there . . . a tragic accident, officer . . .
Bear looks at him.
BEAR:
Cat, that's the lamest idea I've ever heard.
BO CATLETT:
Yeah, well, I'm bored, Bear. I wanna make movies.
Bear looks at him.
BO CATLETT:
I mean, what's the point of living in L.A. if you're not in the movie
business?
Bo Catlett leans on the railing, looks down at Yayo again.
BO CATLETT:
And I mean high up in it. (turns to Bear) That's why Harry's gonna
make Mr. Lovejoy with me, not Chili Palmer.
BEAR:
Mr. Lovejoy? That's cute, Bo.
BO CATLETT:
Doesn't matter what it's called, Harry's got Martin Weir and it's
gonna be big.
BEAR:
They all sound big at the talking stage.
EXT. MARTIN WEIR'S HOUSE -- MORNING
Karen pulls into the driveway in a convertible BMW. As she checks her
make-up in the REARVIEW MIRROR, we see Chili pull up behind her in his
rented minivan. She turns aronnd, frowns, and quickly gets out of her car.
He gets out of the van . . . holds up a Star Map . . .
CHILI:
This thing's actually accurate. I bought it for ten bucks from a kid
in a lawn chair on Sunset . . .
KAREN:
You were supposed to wait for me with Harry at the restaurant.
Chili points to a star on the map . . .
CHILI:
See, here it is . . . Martin Weir's house . . . right across the steet
from George Hamilton.
VOICE:
Chili, Jesus!
They both look to the front door where a tall, skinny WOMAN with wild, jet
black hair stands.
WOMAN:
It is you . . .
She comes bounding down the steps, runs over and gives him a hug . . .
Karen can't believe what she sees.
CHILI:
Nicole?
WOMAN:
It's Nicki now. I don't believe this.
CHILI:
Me neither. (to Karen) We know each other.
Karen smiles: 'How 'bout that.' Then looks at Nicki.
KAREN:
Hello, Nicki.
NICKI:
Karen. Shit. I didn't see you there. How are you?
Karen starts to answer, but Nicki's already hustling Chili inside . . .
INT. MARTIN WEIR'S HOUSE -- DAY
White everything. Way off in the b.g., a view on to the huge backyard. A
pool man cleans the pool. A gardener blows the leaves.
Martin's extensive photography collection lines the walls. Chili steps
inside, checks some of them out: most of the photographs are of Martin.
NICKI:
Martin will be out in a minute. (to Karen) Chili was the only one at
Momo's didn't hit on me.
KAREN:
What a gentleman.
NICKI:
You like my hair? (reaches up, touches it) Black like this?
CHILI:
It's nice. Especially under your arms.
Somehow this makes Karen feel better.
NICKI:
Martin won't let me shave. I guess I fill some need. Brings him back
to the sixties or something.
Karen turns as we hear a TOILET FLUSH somewhere o.s.
NICKI:
(looks o.s.) Speak of the devil . . .
Chili follows her gaze and we see . . .
MARTIN
as he comes down the stairs, checking the front of his trousers. He and
Karen spot each other. Both look uncomfortable for a fraction of a second,
then Martin hurries over to her . . .
MARTIN:
Karen. Wow. Look at you . . .
KAREN:
Hello, Martin.
He hugs her and hangs on, leaving Nicki and Chili standing there like
idiots.
MARTIN:
Mmmmm. You smell terrific. (to Nicki) She always smelled so good.
NICKI:
(thrilled) Neat. (then) Martin, this is Chili Palmer.
MARTIN:
Chili is it?
CHILI:
Yesh, a pleasure, Martin.
NICKI:
Chili's a gangster. Ran a club I used to play at for another gangster
back in Miami. How is Momo these days anyway?
CHILI:
Dead.
Karen fights a smile. Nicki nods solemnly . . .
NICKI:
Bummer. (then) Well, I'll let you all get to your movie talk. Chili,
make sure you say good-bye before you leave.
CUT TO: A PORTRAIT OF MARTIN WEIR
Done in cracked oils, the whole bit.
PULL BACK TO REVEAL: MARTIN'S LIVING ROOM
Martin, Karen and Chili all sit on white couches. Martin is checking out
Karen, nodding . . .
MARTIN:
I'm sitting here, I'm looking at you and I'm having these flashes. You
know, flashbacks, of memories. (touches her hair) Of us.
KAREN:
Really.
MARTIN:
Yeah and I'm wondering, how did it go wrong? How did it all . . . slip
away?
KAREN:
'It' didn't slip away, Martin, you did . . . when you went off to fuck
Nicki in the middle of my birthday party.
Martin brings his hand back, nods, lost in thought . . .
MARTIN:
Yeah. That was a good party.
CHILI:
You know, Marty, you were good in The Cyclone.
>
MARTIN:
Martin. It was a beautiful role. All I had to do was find the
character's center, the stem I'd used to wind him up and he'd play,
man, he'd play.
Karen looks like she wants to throw up.
CHILI:
Well, you had it down cold. Watching you in the movie, if I didn't
know better I'd have to believe you were a made guy and not acting.
Even the fink part. I never met a fink and I hope to God I never do,
but how you did it must be the way finks act.
MARTIN:
A few weeks before shooting, I went back to Bensonhurst, just to
listen to you guys. See, I'm Italian, but I grew up in Tarzana. So I
wanted to pick up your rhythms of speech.
CHILI:
We talk different?
MARTIN:
It's more like your attitude. Your tone, your speech patterns
demonstrate a certain confidence in yourselves, in your opinions, your
indifference to conventional views.
CHILI:
You mean like we don't give a shit.
MARTIN:
Yeah. Kinda. Anyway, once I have the authentic sounds of speech, the
rhythms, man, the patois, I can actually begin to think the way those
guys do, get inside their heads.
Chili exchanges a look with Karen who sits back now. Ready to give up.
CHILI:
Okay, I'm one of those guys you mentioned. I'm actually one of 'em.
What am I thinking?
Martin looks at Chili . . .
MARTIN:
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying an actual metamorphosis takes
place. That wouldn't be acting.
Karen looks at Martin, shakes her head.
CHILI:
So you don't know what I'm thinking.
MARTIN:
No, I don't. Though I have to say I'm curious.
CHILI:
So you want to know.
MARTIN:
If you'd like to tell me, yeah.
CHILI:
I'm thinking of a movie.
MARTIN:
One of mine?
CHILI:
One we're producing.
MARTIN:
With what? Wiseguy money?
Martin cracks himself up. Karen and Chili crack up with him, Karen leaning
into Chili . . .
KAREN:
Maybe this was a bad idea.
But Chili keeps looking at Martin.
CHILI:
Martin, I'm not connected to those people anymore. Not since I walked
out of a loan-shark Operation in Miami.
MARTIN:
What happened? The pressure got to you?
CHILI:
Pressure? I'm the one applied the pressure.
Chili sits back. Karen is starting to enjoy Chili's handling of Martin
. . .
CHILI:
You're an actor, you like to pretend. Imagine you're the shylock. A
guy owes you fifteen grand and he skips, leaves town. What do you do?
Chili watches as the movie star hunches over, narrows his shoulders. For a
few moments he holds his hands together in front of him, getting a shifty
look in his eyes. Karen shakes her head . . .
KAREN:
Oh, for Christ's sake --
MARTIN:
I know. I'm doing Shylock instead of a shylock. Okay, what's my
motivation? The acquisition of money. To collect. Inflict pain if I
have to.
Karen watches as Martin stares at Chili, his expression gradually becoming
deadpan, sleepy . . .
MARTIN:
Guy owes me fifteen large and takes off, I go after him. The fuck you
think I do?
CHILI:
Martin, look at me.
MARTIN:
I'm looking at you.
So is Karen, for that matter.
CHILI:
No, I want you to look at me the way I'm looking at you. Put it in
your eyes, 'You're mine, asshole,' without saying it.
MARTIN:
Like this?
CHILI:
What you're telling me, you're tired? You wanna go to bed?
MARTIN:
Wait. How about this?
CHILI:
Now you're squinting like you need glasses.
Karen looks away now, fighting a smile.
CHILI:
Look at me. I'm thinking, You're mine. I fuckin' own you. What I'm not
doing is feeling anything about it one way or the other. You
understand? You're not a person to me, you're a name in my collection
book, a guy owes me money, that's all.
Martin nods, gives Chili a nice dead-eyed look. Karen is thoroughly
enjoying Chili's manipulation of Martin.
MARTIN:
How about this?
CHILI:
That's not bad.
MARTIN:
That's what I think of you, asshole. Nothing.
CHILI:
I believe it.
MARTIN:
I turn it on when I confront the guy.
CHILI:
Yeah, but you haven't found him yet. (then) The guy took off for Las
Vegas.
MARTIN:
How do I know that?
Karen looks at Chili as he sits back . . .
CHILI:
The guy's wife tells you . . .
INT. ABIQUIU RESTAURANT -- DAY
Two floors, the upstairs with a railing overlooking the bar. Harry, a drink
in front of him, sits in a big corner booth upstairs. He checks his watch
. . .
VOICE:
Harry, how you doing?
Harry looks up to see Bo Catlett, dressed up as usual, standing there with
the Bear, wearing a Hawaiian shirt.
HARRY:
Bo. I'm great. Listen, I'm expecting some people --
BO CATLETT:
You must be makin' some big deals, doin' lunch in a place like this?
HARRY:
I'm working on a few things.
BO CATLETT:
Yeah, I hear you bagged Martin Weir for Mr. Lovejoy.
HARRY:
Boy, this town. Word gets around, doesn't it?
Harry chuckles, takes a sip of his drink.
BO CATLETT:
Chili Palmer told me.
Harry's smile goes away.
BO CATLETT:
Last night. When he called me over to your office to talk about it.
HARRY:
Chili Palmer showed you my script?
BO CATLETT:
Yeah, I was wondering why he should do that.
INT. MARTIN WEIR'S HOUSE -- SAME TIME
Martin is leaning forward . . . Hooked . . .
MARTIN:
The wife sues the airline. (nods) This is a gutsy babe.
CHILI:
Good-looking, too. (turns to look at her) Like Karen.
Chili smiles at her. Martin leans forward.
MARTIN:
So when do I meet up with the husband and give him the look?
CHILI:
It's not that simple. You have to be careful. There's another guy that
comes along, a hard-on you owe some money to. A mob guy. Wants to take
you out anyway, on account of a past situation.
MARTIN:
Okay. I'm listening.
Chili stops; he doesn't know what else to say. Martin waits, then looks at
him a moment . . .
CHILI:
At that point, basically, that has to be it.
MARTIN:
You're not going to tell me the rest?
KAREN:
Well actually, Martin the movie we came to talk about is Mr. Lovejoy.
CHILI:
Yeah. We understand you read the script and like it . . . a lot.
MARTIN:
Refresh my memory . . .
CONTINUED: INT. ABIQUIU -- SAME TIME
Harry drains his drink. Bo Catlett exchanges a look with the Bear, then
. . .
BO CATLETT:
Listen, Harry, how would you like to get your hands on five hundred
grand? You pay me back at your convenience, no interest.
HARRY:
You serious?
BO CATLETT:
All I want in return is to work on the movie with you. Fact I already
got some ideas on how to fix it up.
Bo Catlett signals the waiter . . .
BO CATLETT:
How 'bout another one for Mr. Zimm. A double.
HARRY:
You're gonna just give me five hundred grand?
BO CATLETT:
We'll talk about that, Harry. But first I gotta know, how'd you hook
up with Chili Palmer.
EXT. MARTIN WEIR'S HOUSE -- DAY
Karen, Martin, and Chili walk out to the driveway.
MARTIN:
Lemme talk to Buddy, set up a meeting.
CHILI:
Buddy?
KAREN:
Lufkin. His . . . agent.
MARTIN:
Yeah, Karen knows him.
KAREN:
But you are interested?
MARTIN:
I'm intrigued, yeah. You know what might help you, take a look at the
Cylone again, the way a visual fabric is maintained even while the
metaphor plays on different levels. Hey -- (nods to minivan) This your
ride, Chili?
Chili follows Martin over to the minivan, opens the door for him.
MARTIN:
Very nice . . .
CHILI:
Yeah, I like it, I'm high up, I can see everything, you know? It's the
Cadillac of minivans.
MARTIN:
What's that?
CHILI:
Compass.
MARTIN:
Wow. (then) Mind if I take it for a spin?
INT. ABIQUIU RESTAURANT -- DAY
Bo Catlett and Harry are laughing as Harry, very drunk now finishes another
drink . . .
BO CATLETT:
He was watching Letterman, huh? Sneaky, that Chili Palmer. (signals
the waiter, then) So, he ever find this dry cleaner, the one with all
that money on him?
HARRY:
Leo, I don't know.
Bo Catlett and the Bear look at each other.
BO CATLETT:
I bet he did and he ain't givin' you a penny of it, help you out. Not
the way I am.
Harry looks at Bo, can't believe what's happening to his life, thinks a
moment, then . . .
HARRY:
Assuming I go along with this, when can I have the five hundred?
BO CATLETT:
Whenever you want it. The money's in hundred dollar bills inside one
of those jock bags, you know? In a locker at the airport, waiting to
be picked up.
HARRY:
The airport.
BO CATLETT:
It was waiting out there on another deal, one that didn't go through;
one you don't want to know about.
Harry shakes his head, looks around the restaurant. Bo and the Bear
exchange looks, then . . .
HARRY:
I don't know.
BO CATLETT:
It's not the kind of thing you do.
Another glance at the Bear, then . . .
BO CATLETT:
That's why I was thinking you could send your boy Chili Palmer. He
gets busted or hit on the head you aren't out nothing.
And with that, Bo Catlett calmly slides an ORANGE KEY across the table to
Harry. Harry stares at it. It has the number C-18 printed on the flat
orange part.
HARRY: C-18.
BO CATLETT:
That's the magic number.
BEAR:
Cat . . .
And they all look . . .
DOWNSTAIRS
as Chili and Karen enter the restaurant. Chili checks out the bar, sees
they aren't there, then looks up at the railing . . . keeps his eyes up
there as he says . . .
CHILI:
Wait here.
Chili moves to the staircase, now sees the Bear in his Hawaiian shirt
standing a few steps from the top.
Chili gets within three steps of the guy and stops, but doesn't look up,
keeps his eyes fixed on the man's gut.
BO CATLETT:
I'd like you to meet my associate, the Bear. Movie stuntman and
champion weightlifter, as you might've noticed. Picks up and throws
out things I don't want.
Chili doesn't move, keeps his eyes on the man's crotch.
BEAR:
We think you ought to turn around and go back to Miami.
Chili slowly moves his gaze up through hibiscus until he's looking at the
man's bearded face . . .
CHILI:
So you're a stuntman. Are you any good?
The Bear grins and turns his head to the side, as if too modest to answer
and will let Bo Catlett speak for him.
This makes the next move easier . . . the guy not even looking as Chili
grabs a handful of his crotch, steps aside and yanks him off the fucking
stairs.
The Bear yells out of pain and fear as the beefy guy rolls all the way down
the stairs to land on the main floor, a few feet away from where Karen now
stands.
Chili keeps watching until he sees the guy move, then looks up at Bo
Catlett who's now coming down . . .
CHILI:
Not bad for a guy his size.
Chili continues up the stairs to where Bo Catlett stands beside the table.
Chili unbuttons his coat . . .
CHILI:
I'll make you a deal. If you can get out of here before I take my coat
off, I won't clean the floor with you, get your little costume all
messed up.
Karen watches now as Bo Catlett puts a hand in his coat packet, steps right
up to Chili . . .
BO CATLETT:
You don't know me. You only think you do.
Bo walks past Chili, goes down the stairs. Chili watches as Bo Catlett
helps the Bear get to his feet. They leave the restaurant, the Bear looking
over his shoulder at Chili.
Even Karen is looking at him differently now as they slide into the booth
with a now shocked, rapidly sobering Harry.
CHILI:
Rough business this movie business. I may have to go back to loan
sharking for a rest.
Harry doesn't say anything. Karen looks at him.
KAREN:
Harry, what're you still doing with those guys?
HARRY:
He happens to be loaning me five hundred grand, no strings, I write
any kind of agreement I want.
CHILI:
Is he giving you a check or cash?
HARRY:
Cash. It happens to be waiting right at this moment in a locker at the
airport.
KAREN:
A locker at the airport? Jesus Christ, Harry. Tell me you're not
really that stupid.
CHILI:
The guy's setting you up. You pulled out of their Freaks deal so he's
paying you back.
HARRY:
Oh, is that right? I'm being set up? Then how come Catlett said I
should send you out to get it, since you haven't done a fucking thing
for me since you got into this . . . except showing Bo Catlett my
script?
Chili looks at Karen, smiles, shakes his head . . .
CHILI:
Okay, Harry, I'm wrong. You're not the one he's setting up.
HARRY:
I mean, at least Bo's invested in three of my movies.
KAREN:
Harry, we spoke with Martin.
HARRY:
'We?'
KAREN:
Chili and me.
Harry looks at the two of them, differently now . . .
HARRY:
Really.
CHILI:
Yeah, he wants us to talk to Buddy, set up a meeting.
HARRY:
A meeting with who? You and Karen?
KAREN:
Harry --
HARRY:
Man's in town two days, thinks he's David O. fucking Selznick.
Karen and Chili look at each other as Harry finishes his drink.
HARRY:
So how 'bout it, Mr. Selznick, do I make my deal with Bo? Or you gonna
finally help me out, have a word with your dry cleaner when you find
him.
CHILI:
I found him.
Harry looks at him.
CHILI:
Forget about Leo's money, Harry.
HARRY:
You have it?
CHILI:
Harry, if I gave you Leo's money you'd have Ray Bones all over your
ass and then you'd be in a whole new kinda trouble.
HARRY:
Who?
CHILI:
Ray Barboni. Guy from Miami, owns Leo now that Momo died.
HARRY:
Who the fuck is Momo? Jesus, these fucking names . . .
CHILI:
Tell you what, Harry, tomorrow morning, when the airport's crowded,
I'll go check it out. If I don't see a problem, I'll pick up the money
. . .
KAREN:
I wouldn't get my hopes up, Harry.
Harry thinks a moment, lays the key on the table, but keeps his hand on it.
HARRY:
Maybe I oughta talk to this Ray Bones character myself. See if he
wants to invest in my movie.
CHILI:
Don't waste your time, Harry. The guy's not much of a movie fan. Now
c'mon, gimme the key.
Harry finally lifts his hand.
EXT. HARRY'S OFFICE -- NIGHT
A light on upstairs . . .
HARRY:
(V.O.) Bones. B-O-N-E-S.
INT. HARRY'S OFFICE -- SAME TIME
Harry sits at his desk, the phone cradled to his ear, a half-empty bottle
of scotch in front of him.
OPERATOR:
(PHONE) I show a 'Dem Bones Barbecue' in Dade County, but that's all.
HARRY:
Oh. Wait a minute. That's not his real name. It's uh . . . uh . . .
yeah -- try Barboni. B-a-r-b-o-n-i.
INT. RAY BONES' APARTMENT -- NIGHT
We start CLOSE ON A TELEPHONE . . . THE PHONE RINGS and we BOOM UP to
reveal a CLOSED DOOR across the room . . .
INT. BATHROOM -- SAME TIME
Ray Bones nests on the can, humming off key, reading Weir'D Tales, Martin
Weir's autobiography. He looks up, listens to the PHONE RING.
BONES:
Fuck.
The phone KEEPS RINGING. Bones thinks about it a moment, then tosses the
book aside . . .
BONES:
Fuck fuck fuck fuck . . .
INT. FRONT ROOM -- SAME TIME
As Bones bursts out of the john and grabs the phone.
BONES:
What?
INTERCUTTING HARRY & RAY BONES
Phone to his ear, Harry downs another drink, sits up.
HARRY:
Ray Barboni?
BONES:
Who is this?
HARRY:
Are you the guy they called Ray Bones?
BONES:
Depends. Who's this?
HARRY:
Who is this? I'm the one telling you the way it is, okay, asshole?
That's who I am. Now you want your three hundred grand or don't you?
BONES:
What three hundred grand?
HARRY:
The three hundred grand a guy named Leo Devoe scammed off an airline.
The three hundred grand Chili Palmer now has in his possession.
Okay. This gets Bones' attention.
HARRY:
Hello? You there?
BONES:
Yeah, I'm here. I just don't like the anonymous crap. It means your
either chickenshit or not for real.
HARRY:
Yeah? Well, trust me. I'm very for real.
BONES:
Okay. So who are you?
HARRY:
I work for Harry Zimm, alright?
BONES:
Who?
HARRY:
Harry Zimm. The man happens to be a major Hollywood player.
BONES:
Never heard of him.
HARRY:
Maybe that's because you've never been out've fuckin' Miami, dipshit.
Maybe it's time you got on a plane, flew out to L.A. and took a
meeting with Mr. Zimm.
Bones sits down, trying to put this together . . .
BONES:
So, what, this Zimm guy asking for some kinda finders fee, that what
we're talking about here?
HARRY:
Hey, Zimm doesn't ask for dick. Zimm tells you the way it is . . . or
else.
BONES:
Or else what?
HARRY:
Or else use your fucking imagination.
Harry hangs up at the other end. Bones stares at the phone.
CONTINUED: INT. HARRY'S OFFICE -- SAME TIME
He sits there a moment, also staring at the phone.
HARRY:
Motherfucker.
He then realizes his hands are shaking, grabs the bottle and pours the rest
of the scotch down his throat.
EXT. LAX -- SOVEREIGN TERMINAL -- MORNING
Busy. Travelers moving along the sidewalk. Here comes Chili . . . he enters
the terminal and we . . .
INT. SOVEREIGN TERMINAL -- DAY
CUT TO: A ROW OF LOCKERS
All with keys sticking out of them except one. We push in on that one . . .
C-18.
CHILI
stands between rows of lockers on either side of him. He studies them a
moment longer, then looks up at the ARRIVALS MONITOR. He starts writing
something on a CARD as we push past him . . . pushing in on #83 from NEWARK
. . .
INT. AIRPORT GIFT SHOP -- DAY
As Chili buys an L.A. LAKERS T-SHIRT and a BLACK CANVAS ATHLETIC BAG. He
pauses to check out the magazine rack, Martin Weir is on the cover of
everything including his hardback autobiography "WEIR'D TALES". He grabs a
copy . . .
Chili puts the book and the T-shirt inside the athletic bag, puts that
inside the papergift shop bag, and then looks around . . .
A SCRUFFY LOOKING KID
Eighteen or so, checking out the skin magazines as Chili comes up behind
him.
CHILI:
You want to make five bucks, take you two minutes?
The kid looks at him, but doesn't answer.
CHILI:
You go over to those lockers over there and put this in C-17.
The kid still doesn't say anything.
CHILI:
It's a surprise for my wife. But you have to do it quick, okay? While
she's in the can.
That sonuds like it makes sense, so the kid nods . . .
KID:
Yeah, okay.
Chili gives him the paper bag with his purchases, a five dollar bill and
three quarters. He watches as . . .
The kid walks over to the row of lockers . . . puts the quarters into C-17,
opens it, puts the stuff inside, pulls the key and then walks back over to
Chili, and hands him the key . . .
CHILI:
Thanks.
EXT. AIRPORT -- DAY
As a plane touches down . . .
INT. SOVEREIGN TERMINAL -- DAY
As Chili watches the last few passengers come off the plane. He watches
them come through the gate until he's standing there by himself.
Okay, he turns and walks down the aisle now to the bank of lockers three
high where C-18 is just about in the middle.
He looks both ways, takes his time until a group of people pass behind,
giving him a screen, giving him just time enough to open C-17, grab the
black athletic bag, and close the locker.
Chili gets about ten yards down the aisle, heading for daylight, when a
BLACK GUY IN A SUIT comes towards him and stops right in his path . . .
BLACK GUY/CURTIS:
Excuse me, sir . . .
Now there's a BIG GUY IN A PLAID WOOL SHIRT next to him, the same guy we
saw when Bo Catlett was here. And Christ, ANOTHER GUY now, this one down
the aisle, talking on his hand radio. The Black Guy has his I.D. folder
open . . .
BLACK GUY/CURTIS:
Curtis. Drug Enforcement. These are Agents Dunbar and Morgan, would
you come with us, please?
CHILI:
What's wrong? What's this about?
Agent Curtis turns and starts off:
DUNBAR:
Let's follow him and behave ourselves. What do you say?
As Chili walks off with the D.E.A. guys we see . . .
RAY BONES
Coming out one of the gates. He looks at A GUY holding a square piece of
cardboard that reads MR. BARBONE.
GUY:
Mr. Barbone? Welcome to L.A. I'm Bobby, your driver. You have a good
flight?
RAY BONES:
(starts walking) I hope you drive better than you fucking spell,
jackoff. My name's Barboni, not Bar-bone.
As Ray Bones then walks off, we see coming out a different gate . . .
THREE COLOMBIANS
All in dark suits. Two big guys in sunglasses flanking one smaller, older
guy . . .
BIG GUY:
You want to go to the hotel first, Mr. Escobar?
MR. ESCOBAR:
I want to get my focking money.
INT. SMALL AIRPORT OFFICE -- DAY
Chili stands there while Curtis opens Chili's wallet and looks at the
driver's license while Dunbar in the plaid shirt pulls the Lakers T-shirt
out of the athletic bag, feels around inside. The agents glance at each
other without giving any kind of sign.
CURTIS:
You live in Miami?
CHILI:
That's right.
CURTIS:
What're you doing in Los Angeles?
CHILI:
I'm in the movie business.
CURTIS:
You're an investor, is that it?
CHILI:
I'm a producer.
CURTIS:
You have a card in here?
CHILI:
Not yet. I just started.
Chili watches Curtis pick up the note with the Newark Flight number and
arrival time written on it.
CHILI:
I'd appreciate your telling me what this is about.
MORGAN:
I got a John Doe warrant here. I can strip-search you if I want.
CURTIS:
Pat him down.
MORGAN:
Why don't I strip-search him.
CURTIS:
Pat him down.
The big guy puts Chili against the wall.
MORGAN:
Spread your legs.
CURTIS:
What're you doing at the airport?
CHILI:
I was supposed to meet my wife, but she wasn't on the flight.
DUNBAR:
Why, you live in Miami, was your wife coming from Newark?
CHILI:
We had a fight and she left me, went back to Brooklyn. I asked her to
come out here, you know, thinking with a change of scenery maybe we
could get back together, and she said okay, but evidently she changed
her mind.
CURTIS:
Your wife a Lakers fan?
CHILI:
I am. I'm a fan of everything that's L.A. I love it out here.
He looks over his shoulder to the give the guy a smile. Curtis doesn't
return it.
CURTIS:
You can go.
Chili moves to the table to collect his things. Curtis watches him then
. . .
CURTIS:
By the way, you recall the number of the locker you used?
CHILI:
It was C . . . I don't know, sixteen or seventeen, one of those. Why?
You looking for anyway, a bomb or something?
CURTIS:
Something shouldn't be there.
CHILI:
Why don't you get the attendant to open all the lockers and take a
look. Maybe you'll find it.
CURTIS:
That's the idea. I'll think about it.
CHILI:
That's what I'd do. (looks right at Curtis) Make sure I got the right
guy next time.
CURTIS:
Get him out've here.
EXT. FREEWAY -- DAY
The usual L.A. traffic. A black caddy in the middle of it.
INT. CADDY -- SAME TIME
As Ray Bones looks out a tinted window at the freeway.
BOBBY:
You ever wanta go to the beach, here's the freeway you take we're
coming to.
RAY BONES:
I live in Miami and you want to show me a fuckin' beach? The sun ever
come out here, or you have this smog all the time?
BOBBY:
They say the smog's the reason we have such beautiful sunsets.
RAY BONES:
That's what they say, huh? What a buncha fuckin' bullshit.
EXT. AIRPORT PARKING STRUCTURE -- DAY
Chili glances about, makes sure no one's around, then pulls the key for the
'right' locker out from a crack in the pavement, near the stairwell. He
then goes up the stairs to
EXT. AIRPORT PARKING STRUCTURE -- DAY
ANOTHER LEVEL
where the Bear, in his trademark Hamaiian shirt is standing beside Chili's
car. He straightens up as Chili exits the stairwell and walks up to him.
CHILI:
I don't know how I could've missed you with that shirt on. It's the
same as the other one you had only the hibiscus are a different color.
Right?
BEAR:
So you didn't have the key with you.
CHILI:
You think I'd be standing here? You set somebody up and you want it to
work, it has to be a surprise. Can you remember that?
BEAR:
You spotted them, huh?
Chili looks at him, the guy's either dumb or making conversation.
CHILI:
What, did you see it work in some movie you got beat up in?
BEAR:
I have to ask you for that key.
CHILI:
What, the setup didn't work so you want the key back?
BEAR:
Catlett says if you don't open the locker the deal's off.
CHILI:
You serious? This is how you guys do business? I can't believe you
aren't dead.
The Bear keeps staring, but doesn't say anything.
CHILI:
Look, there's no fuckin' way I'm gonna give you the key, outside of
you point a gun at my head. Then we might have something to talk
about. Now step away from the car.
BEAR:
I don't need a gun. Where is it? If it isn't on you, it's around here
someplace.
Chili shakes his head, tired of this, but still feeling a little sorry for
the guy. He looks off in a kind of thoughtful way, turns to the Bear again
and kicks him in the left knee, hard.
The Bear stumbles, hunching over. Chili grabs him by the hair with both
hands, pulls his head down and brings his own knee up into the guy's face.
This straightens him and now Chili hits him high in the belly as hard as he
can, right under the rib cage.
The Bear sucks air with his mouth open trying to breathe, helpless now and
in pain. Chili takes him by the arm . . .
CHILI:
Lie down on your back. Come on, if you want to breathe.
He gets the Bear down on the concrete, straddles his midsection and reaches
down to lift him up by the waist of his pants.
CHILI:
Take deep breaths through your mouth and let it out slow . . . that's
it, like that.
The Bear starts to breathe okay again. He checks his teeth now, feeling his
nose . . .
CHILI:
Hey, Bear, look at me.
The Bear looks at him.
CHILI:
Tell your boss I don't ever want to see him again. He made a deal with
Harry and a deal's a deal.
The Bear nods, dosing and opening his eyes.
CHILI:
What're you hanging around with a guy like that for? You were in the
movies, right? A stuntman? What's he ever done he can talk about? You
feel okay?
BEAR:
Not too bad.
CHILI:
How 'bout when you went down the stairs?
The Bear touches his thigh . . .
BEAR:
I think I pulled my quadriceps.
CHILI:
So . . . how many movies you been in?
BEAR:
About sixty.
CHILI:
No shit? What're some of 'em?
INT. HARRY'S OFFICE -- DAY
Harry is passed out with his head on the blotter when we hear someone POUND
ON THE DOOR. He jerks upright.
VOICE:
Harry Zimm?
HARRY:
What -- who is it . . . ?
Harry, his hair a mess from sleeping on it, looks up at the door as it
opens to reveal Ray Bones standing there.
RAY BONES:
The dipshit who's never been out've Miami.
Harry wakes up quick, nearly wets himself as Bones then casually steps into
the office.
HARRY:
Mr. Barboni. Well. This is surprise . . .
Scrambling now to play it the way Chili taught him, Harry quickly gestures
to the red leather chair arross the desk.
HARRY:
Please. Have a seat. Right here in this chair right here . . .
As Ray Bones sits down, Harry moves to the blinds and opens them. Problem
is, the sun's setting, so there's no glare at all. Ray indicates the nice
red sunset . . .
BONES:
They say the fuckin' smog's the reason you have such beautiful
sunsets.
Harry just smiles, sits down at the desk, things already not going too
well, about to get worse . . .
INT. WINGATE MOTORS OFFICE -- SAME TIME
The walls are covered with posters of Porsches and Ferraris, the kind you
can buy at the carwash with severely titted chicks sprawled on the hoods.
Bo Catlett is behind a big wooden desk on the phone.
BO CATLETT:
Whatta you mean, he faked them out?
EXT. AIRPORT PAYPHONE -- DAY
The Bear, sort of half doubled over . . .
BEAR:
He knew it was a set up. He was ready for it.
INTERCUTTING BO CATLETT & THE BEAR:
BO CATLETT:
So where's the money?
BEAR:
I guess still in the locker.
BO CATLETT:
You guess? You mean you don't know?
BEAR:
I mean I don't care.
Bo Catlett looks into the outer office as a car pulls into the garage.
Three dark-shaded gentlemen step out of the car.
BO CATLETT:
Bear, I'm going to call you later.
INT. WINGATE MOTORS OFFICE -- DAY
Bo Catlett hangs up, gets to his feet as the men all look into the office
now.
BO CATLETT:
Mr. Escobar. What a surprise. Welcome to L.A.
We can now see that one of the Latinos is older, the other two, younger,
are his bodyguards. Mr. ESCOBAR, the older, meaner one . . . steps into the
office . . .
ESCOBAR:
Where is my nephew?
BO CATLETT:
Your who?
ESCOBAR:
Yayo. Where is he?
Bo Catlett stiffens . . . Uh oh.
INT. GARAGE -- DAY
As the two back doors of a limo slum shut. There's half dozen other limos
wedged in here.
INT. LIMO -- SAME TIME
Bo Catlett sits in the back, wedged in between the two bodyguards, neither
of whom has removed his shades. He faces Escobar on the opposite seat.
ESCOBAR:
He's my sister's kid. No papa. Not too bright. Personally, I think
he's a retard. I only gave him the job as a favor for my sister, you
understand?
BO CATLETT:
Sure. Family. I know how that goes.
ESCOBAR:
He comes up here with our product. He suppose to come home with five
hundred thousand dollars. He never shows up. Meanwhile, my sister's
going crazy calling me all the time worried about him. Me, I just
wanna know what happened to my focking money.
BO CATLETT:
Well, I don't know. I gave the man his money, sent him on his way.
ESCOBAR:
You gave him the money?
BO CATLETT:
I gave him a key to a locker that had the money in it.
ESCOBAR:
Now why would you do that? Put the money in a locker?
BO CATLETT:
Because there were a zillion DEA guys hanging around the terminal.
ESCOBAR:
(flat) A zillion, huh? That's a lot.
Escobar studies him a moment. Bo Catlett shrugs.
BO CATLETT:
Maybe your nephew panicked, took off.
ESCOBAR:
Where's your partner, the jumpy one? Why isn't he here?
BO CATLETT:
He's around someplace.
ESCOBAR:
I hear he's around Palm Springs. Dealing our product. Product we sold
to you for five hundred thousand dollars. (then) Why do you keep
talking to me bullshit? I think maybe I have Ramon and Ceasar staple
your tongue to your chin. What do you think?
Bo Catlett barely glances at the bodyguards, smiles the gleamy smile to the
Latin guy in front of him . . .
BO CATLETT:
You know, you speak very good English, Mr. Escobar.
ESCOBAR:
I went to UC San Diego. (then) We're gonna spend the weekend at the
Universal Sheraton. We're gonna take the tour. See the shark. Check
out the Miami Vice Action Spectacular. After, we'll come here, get our
money.
One of the bodyguards says 'Your nephew' in Spanish.
ESCOBAR:
Oh, yeah, and Yayo, too.
INT. RONNIE WINGATE'S PORSCHE -- DAY
As Ronnie zigzags in and out of traffic, giving people the 'look' as he
passes . . . on the carphone.
RONNIE:
His fucking nephew?
INT. WINGATE MOTORS -- SAME TIME
Bo Catlett on the phone . . .
BO CATLETT:
You get to town, you go straight to the bank, raid the limo account.
INTERCUTTING RONNIE & BO CATLETT:
RONNIE:
I'm already in town, but it don't matter. We got dick in the bank. We
dumped it all in Harry's movie.
BO CATLETT:
What I'm sayin' is the man wants his money and he wants it now.
INT. HARRY'S OFFICE -- DAY
Ray Bones impatiently listening to Harry . . .
HARRY:
I'm talking about you, Ray Barboni, owning a piece of a major motion
picture. How big a piece is up to you. What I'm saying, you could
invest part of the three hundred Palmer owes you or you could invest
all of it. It's entirely up to you . . .
Bones leans forward . . .
BONES:
Where's Leo Devoe? Where's Chili Palmer? Where's my fuckin' money?
HARRY:
Ray. Look at me.
Uh-oh . . . Ray's heard that one before . . .
BONES:
What?
HARRY:
Look at me, Ray.
BONES:
You say look at you?
HARRY:
That's correct. Look at me.
Bones shakes his head, stands up . . .
BONES:
I tell you what . . .
And in one fast move, Ray Bones grabs the phone off the desk and slams it
into Harry Zimm's surprised face . . .
BONES:
Fuckin look at that, asshole . . .
Bones then yanks the phone out of the wall and throws it down at Harry
. . .
BONES:
And have a peek at that . . .
Ray Bones pulls a pair of black leather gloves from his pocket and steps
around the desk . . . begins kicking the living shit out of Harry Zimm
. . .
BONES:
You know, Harry, this is the exact fucking thing I needed after the
fucking plane flight. My ass fell asleep . . . (kick) . . . seven
times. I need a little fucking . . . (kick) . . . exercise.
Harry tries to push himself to his feet, but Ray Bones stomps on Harry's
hands . . . breaking them . . . and Harry falls back down . . . Bones
crouches down . . .
BONES:
You got a big problem, Harry.
Bones grabs him by the hair, picks him up and throws him arross the room
into the wall of pictures, many of them coming off their hooks and falling
on top of Harry.
BONES:
Hey, Harry . . . Harry. Don't you pass out on me. Look up here . . .
Harry, a crumpled heap, looks up and we see his bloody pummeled face as Ray
Bones quickly crosses the room. He steps on Harry's neck with his shoe,
pinning him to the floor . . .
BONES:
Where's my money?
Harry can't speak; his jaw is broken. He looks sad lying there pinned
beneath Ray Bones' shoe, wondering how it all went so wrong.
Bones pulls a 9mm from his coat pocket and aims it down at Harry's face
. . .
BONES:
Harry. I'm gonna ask you one more time, then I'm gonna shoot you, you
don't tell me what I wanna know . . .
Harry just makes a noise. Bones aims the gun at him.
BONES:
Where's my money?
VOICE:
Your money?
Ray Bones looks over as Ronnie Wingate strolls into the office . . . Harry
actually looks glad to see him.
RONNIE:
Who the fuck are you?
BONES:
Ray Barboni. From Miami.
RONNIE:
What, like that's supposed to mean something to me?
Ronnie then puts a cigarette in his mouth, eyes Bones. Harry tries to
follow what's happening from the floor.
RONNIE:
The man you're steppin' on belongs to me and my partner.
BONES:
He owes me money.
RONNIE:
Get in line, bro.
BONES:
I don't like waiting.
RONNIE:
Tough shit, bro. This ain't Miami. You want something, talk to me.
BONES:
Hey, fuckball, I don't need your permission. L.A.'s an open city.
Ronnie opens his jacket so that Ray Bones can see the .357 Ronnie's got
tucked into his belt.
RONNIE:
Yeah, well, I just closed it.
Bones looks at the gun, looks up at Ronnie standing there, hands on his
hips, holding his jacket open. Bones raises his own gun . . .
BONES:
You a quick draw . . . 'bro?' You better be, your piece stuck way down
in your belt like that.
RONNIE:
Whatta you got there . . . some kinda pop nine, the fuckin' Fiat of
guns, always jammin' at the wrong time.
Okay. Bones thinks about that. His confidence a little shaken. They stand
there a moment. Harry raises his hand, makes a gurgling noise as . . .
Ronnie goes for his gun.
Boom. Boom. Boom. Harry closes his eyes as Ray Bones shoots Ronnie over and
over, knocking the guy backwards until he hits the door, and slumps to the
floor.
Ray Bones stares at Ronnie a moment, then comes out of his trance, looks
down . . . quickly steps back . . .
BONES:
Don't you puke on my shoes, Harry.
Harry rolls over on to his side. Ray Bones deep in thonght now, picks the
telephone up off the floor, sets it back down on the desk, then looks at
Ronnie again.
BONES:
Harry. I need you to do me a favor . . .
Harry rolls over and looks up at Ray Bones.
BONES:
I need you to take this gun and put a pill in the bro over there for
me.
Harry looks at the dead Ronnie Wingate, slumped up against the door,
staring vacantly back at him.
BONES:
I know what you're thinking, 'Why the fuck would I shoot him? He's
already dead.'
Ray Bones crouches down beside him. Harry winces as Ray puts the gun in
Harry's broken hand.
BONES:
But see, the cops got these tests, tell them whether or not a person
fired a gun. And I was never here.
Harry looks pleadingly at Ray Bones.
BONES:
You understand, Harry? I was never here. You say I was, and I'm gonna
come back here throw you out that fuckin' window.
Harry looks at the gun, feebly aims it at Bones. Bones frowns, pushes the
gun away . . .
BONES:
C'mon, knock it off, Harry. We don't have a lotta time here . . .
Harry looks up at Ronnie, raises the gun . . .
EXT. KAREN'S BACKYARD -- DUSK
Beer in hand, Chili sits in a chaise longue by the pool. Karen watches him
a moment from the doorway . . .
KAREN:
Not a worry in the world.
He looks over . . .
CHILI:
Your pool needs skimming.
She comes over, sits down.
KAREN:
That was Martin. He wants to have lunch tomorrow. That is, if you can
make it.
CHILI:
Depends, who pays?
KAREN:
Definitely not Martin. Movie stars never pick up the check. They have
no idea what things cost. Most of them don't know their zip code and a
lot don't even know their own phone number.
Chili looks at Karen a moment.
CHILI:
How'd you meet Martin anyway?
KAREN:
Not unlike the way Nicki met him. Except it was a wrap party. Why?
CHILI:
I don't know, I'm just havin' some trouble seeing you two together.
KAREN:
You don't like Martin much, do you?
CHILI:
Oh, I like him. I just think he's . . . short. I mean, he's a good
actor and all, but I'm wondering what it was exactly you saw in Marty.
KAREN:
For starters, Marty wasn't Martin back then.
Feeling him staring, she keeps her eyes on the sunset, and tries to change
the subject . . .
KAREN:
So what about your story. You thought of a title yet?
CHILI:
How 'bout Get Shorty? Except that isn't a movie. That's real life.
KAREN:
How 'bout Chili's Hollywood Adventure.
CHILI:
That's a different story. I'm still working on that one, you know,
getting the visual fabric just right. (then) Although I've added to
it.
He looks at her, puts his drink down.
KAREN:
Yeah?
CHILI:
Yeah. There's a girl in it now.
KAREN:
Really.
And he leans over and kisses her.
INT. KAREN'S BEDROOM -- NIGHT
Karen and Chili lie in bed together. She looks at him . . .
KAREN:
I think you could be an actor. I know you're acting sometimes, but you
don't show it.
CHILI:
You thought I was faking?
KAREN:
No. I don't mean that. I just meant in general.
CHILI:
Oh.
The're both quiet a moment. Then . . .
CHILI:
You don't mean a movie star? More like a character actor?
KAREN:
Whichever. Let's talk about it tomorrow.
But Chili can't stop thinking about this now . . .
CHILI:
I mean I could see myself in movies Robert De Niro had been in. Or I
could maybe do an Al Pacino movie, play a hard-on. But I couldn't see
myself in ones, like say the one where the three guys get stuck with a
baby. They don't know how to take care of it and you see these big
grown-up assholes acting cute --
KAREN:
Hey, Chili? Look at me.
She leans over and kisses him. Is still kissing him when the PHONE RINGS.
They ignore it, let things heat up as we hear the ANSWERING MACHINE pick up
O.S....
KAREN:
(V.O.) I'm not in right now. Leave a message at the beep . . .
A BEEP, followed by . . .
DORIS:
(V.O.) Hi, Karen. It's Doris. Listen, doll, you might wanna come by
Cedars tonight and visit Harry. He's in the emergency room . . .
Chili and Karen both jerk upright.
INT. EMERGENCY ROOM -- SAME TIME
As Doris leads Karen and Chili towards the triage area.
DORIS:
I stopped by his office to see if he wanted to take me to Le Dome for
dinner when I saw Harry and this other man lying on the floor.
Doris smiles as two UNIFORMED COPS walk past.
DORIS:
Goodnight, Todd. Night, Louis.
Karen and Chili exchange a look as they follow her into . . .
THE TRIAGE AREA
Where Harry lies in bed in a pain-killer stupor. Both of his eyes are
black. His face is swollen and purple.
KAREN:
Harry . . . My God . . .
CHILI:
What happened?
He raises a bandaged hand and waves feebly . . .
DORIS:
He can't talk. He's full of Demerol.
Harry tries to pull away as she runs a hand through his hair.
CHILI:
Who'd he shoot?
DORIS:
According to Todd -- Sergeant Randall -- a man named Ronnie came by
Harry's office to collect on a debt. He got rough and Harry shot him.
CHILI:
You shot one of the limo guys?
Harry gives Chili a sad look. We then hear . . .
VOICE:
Hello, hello . . .
They all look over as a RESIDENT walks over trailed by several MED
STUDENTS.
RESIDENT:
(enthusiastic) Okay . . . here we go. Looks like Mr. Zimm here's got a
broken jaw and some neck trauma to go with those fractured hands . . .
Doris winks at one of the young med students as the resident then turns to
her, Karen, Chili.
RESIDENT:
Excuse me, folks . . .
They step back as the Resident pulls the curtain shut, blocking their view
of Harry.
KAREN:
Hey, Harry, listen, Martin wanted to meet us tomorrow at the Ivy for
lunch. I'd cancel, but Martin's going to Cannes next week, so I think
maybe Chili and I should still go.
We hear HARRY GRUNT from behind the curtain, then . . .
RESIDENT:
(O.S.) Okay, who wants to take a crack at wiring Mr. Zimm's jaw?
Chili and Karen look at each other as we then . . .
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. BO'S DECK -- MORNING
A PHOTOGRAPH OF HARRY ZIMM
Standing beside some giant mutant maggot or something. We begin PULLING
BACK . . . now we can read a headline above the photograph, 'PRODUCER
INVOLVED IN SHOOTING.'
BO CATLETT:
(V.O.) Motherfucker . . .
As Bo Catlett sits on his deck reading the newspaper. From inside, we hear
the front door open and a moment later, the Bear steps out on to the deck,
with Farrah, his little girl.
BO CATLETT:
Motherfucker . . .
Bo Catlett looks over as Bear CLEARS HIS THROAT, indicates Farrah . . .
BO CATLETT:
Hey, Bear. I been calling you, man. Where you been?
FARRAH:
Hi Bo.
BO CATLETT:
Hey, Farrah. Hah you, little honey bunny. You wipe your feet, for you
come in here? Keep Uncle Bo's carpet nice and white.
BEAR:
You see the paper?
BO CATLETT:
I seen it, but I don't believe it. Says Harry shot Ronnie five times.
Four to the chest and one through his foot.
BEAR:
His foot. Jeez, poor Ronnie . . .
BO CATLETT:
Yeah, I'm really gonna miss him.
Bo throws the paper aside.
BO CATLETT:
Listen, tonight, later on, I got one for you doesn't involve any heavy
work. I want you to go have a look around Chili Palmer's hotel room.
BEAR:
I can't. I got to take Farrah to Satan's place down in Costa Mesa.
BO CATLETT:
Who?
BEAR:
Her mother. Not that it matters because I don't work for you no more.
I quit. I just wanted to come by, tell you to your face so there's no
misunderstanding.
BO CATLETT:
Whoa . . . This is the man used to jump offa high buildings?
BEAR:
Into air bags. There's no cushion under what you're doing. I'm out of
it, Cat. I'm done.
BO CATLETT:
Bear. The Colombians are in L.A. Seems they all upset about their
money. That ain't enough, as a bonus, it turns out the yoyo was
Escobar's nephew.
BEAR:
That's your problem. You shouldn't've smoked the guy.
Bo Catlett looks at the Bear, then smiles at Farrah . . .
BO CATLETT:
Come here, honey bunny, come sit with your Uncle Bo. He hates being
alone.
Bear watches uncomfortably as Farrah sits down with Bo. Bo looks up at the
Bear . . .
BO CATLETT:
Fact, he hates it so much, if he takes a fall, he ain't gonna fall by
himself.
Bo Catlett keeps his mouth close to her ear . . .
BO CATLETT:
He's gonna plea-deal his way out. Give up this ace stunt man now one
of the West Coast dope kings, if they go easy on the Cat.
BEAR:
Come here, Farrah . . .
Bo Catlett holds on to her, looks up at the Bear.
BO CATLETT:
I heard in the Federal joints they let you spend an extra five minutes
at the glass with your Daddy on Father's Day.
BEAR:
Farrah. Come here.
Farrah slips off the couch, walks over to the Bear . . .
BEAR:
After this one, I'm out, Cat, you understand? This is the last time we
talk to each other.
BO CATLETT:
Remember Harry's story about the dry cleaner Palmer was after? Guy who
stole the three hundred grand from the airline?
BEAR:
What about him?
BO CATLETT:
I was thinking tonight you could go have a look around Palmer's hotel
room while I go check out Karen Flores' place. See if he hasn't
stashed it somewhere.
BEAR:
(beat) And if we don't happen to find it under Palmer's mattress or
inside Karen Flores' undie drawer? What then?
BO CATLETT:
Just do what I told you and meet me back here at midnight.
And he winks at Farrah.
EXT. KAREN'S HOUSE -- DAY
Chili's minivan is parked out front.
VOICE:
(V.O.) Sunset Marquis.
INT. KAREN'S HOUSE -- SAME TIME
Chili, dressed in his suit, on the phone.
CHILI:
This is Mr. Palmer. I have any messages.
HOTEL OPERATOR:
(PHONE) A Tommy Carlo called. He said to tell you that a Mr. Barboni
was on his way to Los Angeles and that you should . . . (clears
throat) . . . get the fuck out of there.
CHILI:
When was this?
OPERATOR:
Two nights ago.
Chili hangs up as Karen comes into the room wearing a black suit, no blouse
underneath, putting on an earring.
CHILI:
Wow. Nice earrings.
EXT. KAREN'S HOUSE -- DAY
As Karen and Chili walk out to the minivan . . .
CHILI:
What kinda food they serve at this Ivy place anyway?
KAREN:
Continental, but it doesn't matter. Martin won't order from the menu.
He opens the door for her . . .
CHILI:
Why not?
KAREN:
Because a movie star can never order straight from the menu. They have
to think of something they have to have that isn't on the menu.
EXT. THE IVY -- DAY
As the valet drives off with Chili's minivan, a CAB pulls up and Harry --
his hands bandaged, his neck in a massive brace -- gets out . . .
KAREN:
Harry, what're you doing? You're supposed to be in the hospital.
CHILI:
Yeah, Harry, you look like you belong in one of your horror movies.
Harry waves them off points to himself as he mumbles through his wired jaw
. . .
HARRY:
. . . my project . . .
He then pushes past them and limps up the steps. The hubub on the patio
quiets as the three of them then walk up to the Maitre D'.
INT. THE IVY -- DAY
MAITRE D':
Mr. Zimm. Nice to see you.
Harry looks at him, not used to being greeted like this.
MAITRE D':
Right this way.
All eyes are on Harry as they're led to a table. Karen sits down, looks
about at all of the gawking diners . . .
KAREN:
You're a celebrity, Harry. You shoulda shot someone a long time ago.
Chili watches Harry try to shake a cigarette out of the pack. Chili reaches
over and helps him out.
CHILI:
Tell me, Harry, what'd you think of Ray Bones as a person?
Harry goes stiff, looks at Chili as he lights one for himself . . .
CHILI:
Only a guy like Bones would mess you up like this, break your hands
for no reason. He shoot Ronnie, too?
Harry looks at Karen, quickly looks away.
CHILI:
Thing I don't get, Harry, is why'd you go and do a thing like talking
to Ray Bones. You don't need guys like him or Bo Catlett.
Harry looks at Chili now.
CHILI:
I been here a while now and far as I can tell you're the only person
in town actually making a movie instead of just talking about it.
Before Harry can answer, we hear a murmur and Chili and Karen look across
the patio to the street, where . . .
EXT. THE IVY -- DAY
MARTIN WEIR
gets out of a NEW MINIVAN, exactly like Chili's rental.
INT. THE IVY -- DAY
We PAN WITH Martin as he stops off to say hello to people sticking their
hands out at him to greet him, laugh at his stupid jokes . . .
MARTIN:
Chill. Harry.
Chili nods as Martin smiles, leans down and kisses Karen.
MARTIN:
Hi, sweetface. You look great. And mmmmm, you smell good, too.
KAREN:
Thanks.
Martin sits down and fans the air in front of him.
MARTIN:
Would you guys mind terribly not smoking?
Chili takes another drag, blows it out past Martin. Harry stabs his out,
doing the best he can with two broken hands.
MARTIN:
So. Harry. I hear you had quite an experience.
Harry grunts.
MARTIN:
Well, I'm glad you're okay. And you know what else?
Harry watches Karen and Chili a moment longer, turns to Martin . . .
MARTIN:
I'm glad you rejected me ten years ago when I auditioned for Eddie
Solomon, the pedophile clown in Birthday Boy. Had I gotten the part. I
might've gotten typecast.
Martin smiles at his own joke, looks up as the Maitre D' approaches. Harry
turns back to Chili and Karen.
MARTIN:
You all ready to order? I kind've have another thing after this . . .
Chili watches anticipatingly as Martin studies the menu for maybe a second,
returns it to the waiter . . .
MARTIN:
You know, I feel like an omelette. You think I could have a cheese
omelette with shallots, but with the shallots only slightly browned
. . .
Karen and Chili exchange looks, pick up their menus.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. THE IVY -- DAY
They've finished lunch. Chili shares a bowl of ice cream with Karen. Harry
sips cognac through one of those tiny cocktail straws . . .
MARTIN:
I think the romance angle in your story is critically important, that
isn't simply a jump in the sack for either of them. These two become
deeply in love.
Harry looks up . . . mumbles through his wired jaw . . .
HARRY:
Which two?
MARTIN:
(ignoring him) Once their lives are in danger and you have the mob guy
coming after them, it not only heightens the tension, it adds a
wistful element to their love.
HARRY:
Mob guy?
Harry touches his jaw. It hurts to speak.
MARTIN:
I have to consider, I mean, as the mob guy, this is another man's wife
I'm sleeping with.
KAREN:
And after all, you have such morals.
Harry looks to Karen for help here . . .
HARRY:
Mob guy?
Martin looks at his watch.
MARTIN:
I have to run. But what I hope to see, they begin to have misgivings
about wanting the money. It becomes their moral dilemma and they try
to rationalize keeping it, but in the end they can't. Can they?
HARRY:
What money?
MARTIN:
(bewildered) The three hundred large. What other money is there?
(then) I should keep quiet, I know, till I've read the script, but
I've got a feeling about this one. I'm that shylock.
HARRY:
Shylock?
Harry winces in pain. Martin turns to him . . .
MARTIN:
Look at me, Harry.
Harry's already looking at him.
MARTIN:
Whatta you think, Chill?
CHILI:
That's not bad. I think you got it down.
Harry turns to Chili, and back to Martin again. Just now getting it . . .
MARTIN:
Really, it scares me how well I know him. I could do this one
tomorrow, no further preparation. (to Karen) Bye darlin' . . . you
really should think about acting again. I mean, maybe we could even do
something together.
Now Harry looks at Karen who forces a smile at Martin.
KAREN:
I'll give it some heavy thought.
EXT. KAREN'S HOUSE -- NIGHT.
No lights on. Chili's minivan out front.
KAREN:
(V.O.) Chili. Wake up.
INT. KAREN'S BEDROOM -- SAME TIME
Karen sits up in bed. Chili lies asleep beside her. She nudges him . . .
KAREN:
Wake up. Someone's downstairs.
Chili sits up on his elbows, listens. We can hear the TV.
KAREN:
It's Harry. Downstairs.
Chili sits up on his elbows, listens.
CHILI:
You sure?
KAREN:
He's doing the same thing you did to him, playing Letterman on TV.
CHILI:
It's not Dave. It's a movie.
KAREN:
Are you going down?
CHILI:
I don't know.
KAREN:
(getting up) You're as bad as Harry . . .
CHILI:
I'll go. I'll go.
He gets up, pulls on his pants and the Lakers T-shirt he bought at the
airport.
CHILI:
Hey, Karen, you have a gun? Any kind would be fine.
She shakes her head. He listens to the TV, then . . .
CHILI:
I think it's Rio Bravo.
INT. KAREN'S STUDY -- SAME TIME
The big-screen TV on loud, the big .45 in his lap. This time it's a movie,
a western, not David Letterman that's on. John Wayne and Dean Martin
shooting bad guys as Chili steps into the doorway and looks around; the
room is empty now. Chili moves to the television and turns the volume down
. . .
He 's about to walk out when the dark shape of Bo Catlett steps into the
doorway and startles him . . .
BO CATLETT:
I need the money.
CHILI:
What money?
BO CATLETT:
The three hundred grand you got from a little dry cleaner named Leo.
CHILI:
Lemme see if I got this right, you break into Karen Flores' house, ask
me for three hundred grand, doesn't even belong to you?
INT. KAREN'S HOUSE -- HALLWAY
As Karen comes down the stairs, she can see Bo Catlett standing in the
doorway bathed in the flickering light.
BO CATLETT:
(O.S.) Give it to me, I'll be on my way.
INT. KAREN'S STUDY -- SAME TIME
As Chili shakes his head at Bo Catlett . . .
CHILI:
I can't believe the way you guys do business out here. I can't believe
how fucked up your organization is.
BO CATLETT:
Tell you what . . .
Bo Catlett raises the .45 . . .
BO CATLETT:
How 'bout I give you to three, then I organize your fuckin' brains all
over the wall back there. One . . .
CHILI:
What, you gonna shoot me now, Bo?
O CATLETT:
In just a second. Two . . .
CHILI:
I don't believe this.
BO CATLETT:
Three.
Bo Catlett is about to fire . . . when we hear a SCREAM. Not just any
scream, but a completely professional one that fills the house and is all
over Bo Catlett so that he starts firing before he's ready, giving Chili
time to dive out of the way as . . .
Bo Catlett begins firing all over the room . . . keeps on firing until
without thinking he blows out the TV and the room goes dark and the scream
stops. Then . . .
CHILI:
(V.O.) Karen? You okay?
BO CATLETT:
(V.O.) She can't talk right now.
We hear movement, then the lump goes on and we see Chili standing beside
the desk looking to the doorway where Bo Catlett now has his hand over
Karen's mouth. She struggles, but Bo hangs on to her . . .
BO CATLETT:
That's a nice scream, lady. You oughta be in movies.
CHILI:
Alright, Bo. You can have the money . . . but it's not here. I have to
go get it.
BO CATLETT:
Okay. Fine. The meantime, I'll just hang on to her for safe keeping.
Chili and Karen are looking at each other now.
BO CATLETT:
You know Laurel Canyon?
CHILI:
I'll find it.
BO CATLETT:
I'm at 8150 Wonderland Avenue. It's right off Laurel.
CHILI:
(looking at Karen) Gimme an hour.
EXT. BO CATLETT'S HOUSE -- NIGHT
As Bo Catlett pulls up, drags Karen out of the car.
INT. BO CATLETT'S HOUSE -- SAME TIME
The Bear gets up off the couch as Bo Catlett shoves Karen inside . . .
BO CATLETT:
You get the money?
BEAR:
No. What's this?
BO CATLETT:
Plan B. Here ya go, honey . . .
He shoves Karen into the bathroom and shuts the door . . .
BO CATLETT:
Make yourself comfortable.
INT. BATHROOM -- SAME TIME
As Karen shuts the door on him. She listens a moment.
BO CATLETT:
We gonna make a little trade.
She spots a copy of Martin's hardback Weir'D Tales by the toilet.
KAREN:
For Christ sake . . .
INT. LIVING ROOM -- SAME TIME
Bo Catlett goes over to the stereo.
BEAR:
Trade for what?
BO CATLETT:
The money. Fuck. I gotta think . . .
We hear Marvin Gaye OVER . . .
BEAR:
Jesus, Bo, what're you doing?
Karen sticks her head out the door . . .
KAREN:
He doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.
Bo Catlett points the gun at her face . . .
BO CATLETT:
Shut up.
She closes the door.
BEAR:
So you kidnapped her?
Karen opens the door again . . .
KAREN:
That's a fucking federal offense, asshole!
BEAR/BO CATLETT:
Shut up!
Again she shuts the door.
BEAR:
You get life for kidnapping.
BO CATLETT:
Calm down, Bear . . .
BEAR:
Calm down? We're going away for life and you tell me to calm down?
He taps Bo's gun . . .
BEAR:
(ranting) Hell, why not just shoot her? Why not shoot everybody.
Fuckin' shoot me. Shoot the fuckin' president?
BO CATLETT:
Don't fade on me now, Bear. Not unless you wanna hold Farrah on your
lap in a room fulla felons.
The two men stare at each as we hear . . .
INT. HOUSE -- SAME TIME
CHILI:
So this's one of those houses you see way up hanging over the cliff.
They both look over at Chili, standing in the doorway, lighting a
cigarette.
CHILI:
Where's Karen?
BO CATLETT:
(nods to the closed door) In the can. That the money?
Chili opens Leo's bag so that Bo can see the money.
CHILI:
Lemme see her.
Bo Catlett shrugs, walks over and opens the bathroom door. Karen stands
there with her arms folded across her chest.
CHILI:
You okay?
KAREN:
Guy's got a fucking pink toilet, for Christ's sake.
BO CATLETT:
She's great. Gimme the money.
CHILI:
First you and me gotta get a couple things straight.
Chili walks to the doorway leading out to the deck and turns around. He
eyes Bo Catlett a moment, then . . .
CHILI:
I've been shot at before -- once by accident, twice on purpose. I'm
still here and I'm gonna be here as long as I want. That means you're
gonna have to be somewhere else, not anywhere near me or Harry or
Karen.
Chili sets the duffle bag down in front of him.
CHILI:
Here's your money. Take it and leave the movie business to the rest of
us, know what we're doing. C'mon Karen . . .
They turn to leave, we hear a LOUD CLICK as Bo raises the gun, takes a step
towards them . . .
BO CATLETT:
You broke in my house and I have a witness to it.
CHILI:
What?
Chili looks at the Bear. The Bear won't look at him.
BO CATLETT:
Only this time, no John Wayne and Dean Martin shooting the bad guys in
El Dorado.
CHILI:
It was Rio Bravo. Robert Mitchum was the drunk in El Dorado, Dean
Martin in Rio Bravo, practically the same part. John Wayne, he also
did the same thing in both. He played John Wayne.
BO CATLETT:
Man, I can't wait for you to be dead.
CHILI:
Bear, you're not really gonna --
The Bear hooks one to Chili's face. Chili drops to his knees.
BEAR:
That's for the stairs.
The Bear kicks him, sending Chili back into the living room at Karen's
feet.
BEAR:
Ever fallen down stairs before? It really hurts . . .
KAREN:
Hey --
Karen moves to help Chili. Bo raises the gun . . .
BO CATLETT:
You wanna go first, honey? That's fine with me.
Bear picks up Chili . . .
BO CATLETT:
Get him off my carpet, you gonna make him bleed like that.
The Bear knees Chili in the gut, then shoves him out on to the balcony. Bo
Catlett follows them out there . . .
BO CATLETT:
Like I say, 'I warned him, officer, but he kept coming at me . . .'
The Bear follows Chili out, hits him again.
BEAR:
And that's for the airport.
BO CATLETT:
Hey, he should have a weapon, a knife or something.
BEAR:
We'll get it later.
And the Bear hits Chili again . . .
BO CATLETT:
Okay, Bear . . . that's enongh.
But the Bear can't stop, keeps hitting Chili. Bo moves up to the Bear . . .
BO CATLETT:
Hey, Bear . . . enough!
The Bear looks at Bo Catlett . . .
BO CATLETT:
You keep hittin' him like that, he ain't gonna look like he broke in
anymore, he gonna look like someone beat him up and then shot him.
BEAR:
You're right.
And then the Bear, holding on to the back of Chili's shirt, shoves him
towards Bo Catlett, who takes a step back, and grabs the rail behind behind
him, and drops the gun as he gets a funny look on his face as . . . THE
RAIL BREAKS AWA Y . . .
BO CATLETT:
Fuck . . .
He flails a moment, grabbing at spare, but then quickly grabs on to Chili
. . .
CHILI:
Hey --
The Bear tries to pull Chili back, but ends up holding a handful of Chili's
shirt as both Chili and Bo Catlett go over the rail together and drop from
sight . . .
KAREN:
Chili!
EXT. FROM THE HOUSE BELOW -- LOOKING UP AT BO CATLETT'S HOUSE
As a body falls . . . too dark to see who . . .
EXT. BO CATLETT'S DECK -- SAME TIME
As Karen spots THE GUN on the deck as two hands apprar on the edge and the
Bear rushes forward . . .
BEAR:
C'mon, man, gimme your hand . . . we gotta get outta here . . .
Behind the Bear, Karen picks the gun up off the deck, points it at the
Bear. . .
BEAR:
Hey, Karen, don't --
The Bear reaches down again and BOOM! Karen SHOOTS THE BEAR IN THE LEG. He
cries out, falls back and lets go of . . .
CHILI
Who now barely hangs on to the deck.
CHILI:
Karen! What the fuck are you doing?!
KAREN:
Oh, shit . . . I'm sorry . . . I thought that was . . . I'm so sorry
. . .
She comes over to the edge . . . helps the now wounded Bear pull Chili back
up on to the deck. Then they all stand there looking down at Bo Catlett
lying in the weeds and scraggly bushes, a hundred or so feet down, not
moving.
Marvin Gaye singing 'Ain't No Mountain High Enongh' as Chili then steps
back, looks at the railing . . .
CHILI:
Jesus. How'd that happen?
The Bear starts taking bolts and nuts, old used ones, out of his pants
pockets. Wiping each one on his shirt before dropping it over the side
. . .
BEAR:
Beats the shit out of me.
BO CATLETT'S POV -- CHILI, KAREN, & THE BEAR
The three of them looking down. Slowly the picture gets blurry as we then
. . .
FADE OUT.
We then TILT DOWN TO REVEAL:
EXT. SUNSET MARQUIS HOTEL -- NIGHT
As Chili and Karen pull to the curb out front. She looks at him . . .
KAREN:
Were you scared up there?
CHILI:
You bet.
KAREN:
You don't act like it?
CHILI:
I was scared then, not now. How long you want me to be scared?
She looks off, shakes her head . . .
CHILI:
I'll be right back.
KAREN:
(shakes her head) Go get your stuff.
INT. CHILI'S ROOM -- NIGHT
As Chili enters, takes off his suitcoat, drapes it over a chair. He takes
his suitcase out of the closet, throws it on the bed, and freezes as . . .
RAY BONES
extending the 9mm at Chili, comes out of the bathroom.
CHILI:
You don't need that. You want to sit down and talk, it's fine with me.
Get this straightened out.
Bones steps further into the room as Chili turns his back on Bones, walks
to the sofa and sits down.
CHILI:
How'd you get in here?
BONES:
I told them I was you. I acted stupid and they believed me.
CHILI:
So what brings you to L.A., Bones?
BONES:
Don't insult me. Get up and turn around.
Chili gets to his feet. Bones motions with the gun and he turns to face the
painting over the sofa. Bones comes over and lifts his wallet from his back
pocket.
BONES:
You're the dumbest fucking guy I ever met in my life. Let's see what's
in your pockets.
His face still to the wall, Chili shoves his hands in and pulls the side
pockets out. Bones turns away.
BONES:
What you should've done was told me about Leo Devoe as soon as you
found out.
Chili looks over his shoulder to see Bones pulling his suitcoat from the
back of the chair . . .
CHILI:
Why would I do that?
BONES:
'Cause the guy's a customer now, stupid. His ass belongs to me.
Bones lays the pistol on the conuter, holds the suitcoat with one hand and
feels through it with the other expression changes, his eyes open wider.
BONES:
What have we here?
His hand comes out of the suitcoat with the LOCKER KEY. Chili sits down on
the sofa again; he can't believe how easy this is gonna be . . .
CHILI:
Give me my cigarettes. They're in the inside pocket.
Bones throws him the coat.
BONES:
Help yourself.
Bones then holds up the key to look at it.
BONES:
C-one-eight.
Frowning now. Putting on a show.
BONES:
I wonder what this's for, a locker? Yeah, but where is it?
Chili sits back to smoke his cigarette, lets it happen.
CHILI:
I checked the bag at the airport, when I came.
BONES:
Yeah? Which terminal?
CHILI:
(beat) Sovereign.
BONES:
You found Leo, didn't you? Took the poor asshole's money and put it in
a locker, ready to go. (looks at him) Why haven't you left?
CHILI:
I like it here.
Chili shrugs. Bones eyes the key a moment, then . . .
BONES:
Look, there's no reason you and I shouldn't get along. Forget all the
bullshit from before -- I don't even remember how it started. You took
a swing at me over some fuckin' thing, whatever it was -- forget it.
You owe me some money, right? Forget that too. But, you don't say a
fuckin' word about this to anybody. It's strictly between you and me,
right?
CHILI:
Whatever you want, Ray.
EXT. SUNSET MARQUIS HOTEL -- NIGHT
As Ray Bones gets into a cab . . .
WOMAN:
(V.O.) Drug Enforcement Agency.
INT. CHILI'S HOTEL ROOM -- LATER
Chili is on the telephone.
CHILI:
I wanna speak to the agent in charge.
WOMAN:
(PHONE) What is this in regard to?
CHILI:
A locker out at the airport, full of money.
Chili waits. Then . . .
MAN'S VOICE:
(PHONE) Who's speaking please?
CHILI:
I can't tell you. It's an anonymous call.
MAN:
(PHONE) Are you the same anonymous asshole called the other day?
CHILI:
No, this is a different one. Have you looked in that locker,
C-one-eight?
There's a pause on the line.
MAN:
You're helping us out. I'd like to know who this is.
CHILI:
I bet you would. You want to chat or you want me to tell you who to
look for? The guy's on his way out there right now.
MAN:
You know there's a reward for information that leads to a conviction.
That's why I have to know who this is.
CHILI:
I'll get my reward in heaven. The guy you want has a bullet scar in
his head and is wearing gray shoes. You can't miss him.
EXT. SUNSET MARQUIS -- NIGHT
As Chili follows the bellboy out of the hotel. He tips the guy, then gets
in the car with Karen.
KAREN:
What took you so long?
CHILI:
Couldn't find my toothbrush.
He kisses her, then starts the car.
EXT. SOVEREIGN TERMINAL -- LAX -- NIGHT
As Bones, seen only from the back now, gets out of the cab, enters the
terminal.
INT. SOVEREIGN TERMINAL -- SAME TIME
As Ray Bones, still seen only from the back casually strolls through the
terminal, playing with the LOCKER KEY in his hand.
Ray walks right up to C-18 and inserts the key, turns it, and opens the
locker to reveal a BLACK ATHLETIC BAG sitting inside . . . Chuckling, he
then reaches inside . . .
. . . then stiffens as we hear A CLICK as a RED LASER DOT hits him in the
temple . . .
VOICE:
Look at me, Boots.
Bones turns his head and we see that it's not the Ray Bones we know, but
. . . AN ACTOR, a tough-looking guy with a scary face . . .
WE PULL BACK FURTHER TO REVEAL:
MARTIN WEIR standing there with the biggest fucking gun with laser scope
we've ever seen. A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN with the biggest -- well, you get the
idea -- is standing next to him . . . She screams . . .
WOMAN:
Watch it, Steve!
Bullets and blood fly as the tough guy pulls a gun from the locker and
begins firing wildly at Martin and the Woman and Hare Khrishna's and
anybody else who happens to be in the vicinity . . .
Martin, the tough guy only two feet away, calmly aims his gun and pulls the
trigger, but nothing happens. He shakes the gun . . .
MARTIN:
Dammit . . . not again . . .
DIRECTOR:
Cut!
PULL BACK FARTHER TO REVEAL: A SOUNDSTAGE
Set up like the airport terminal. Martin throws a fit about the
malfunctioning prop as The Bear walks up to him.
BEAR:
Martin, maybe you should dive or roll out of the way or something
. . .
HARRY:
Alright, let's wrap! We'll pick it up tomorrow!
As Karen crosses the soundstage, we track along the backs of a row of
director's chairs with the names . . . MARTIN WEIR . . . HARRY ZIMM . . .
KAREN FLORES AND . . . CHILI PALMER. Chili stands chatting with BUDDY
LAFKIN.
BUDDY:
But Martin already told me he loves it.
CHILI:
Look, I don't know, Buddy, I don't think Martin's right for this new
one.
BUDDY:
Why the hell not?
CHILI:
He's too short.
EXT. SOUNDSTAGE -- DUSK
As Karen, Chili, Harry, Martin, and Buddy all exit the soundstage. Karen
and Chili get into Chili's minivan.
As they pull out, we see the name 'C. Palmer' painted in the space.
We then CRANE UP AND BACK as Harry, Martin, and Buddy each get into their
own minivans . . . and we then . . .
FADE OUT.
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